George w. bush
Bush Calls Cabinet Meeting To Get Story Straight
WASHINGTON, DC—With his administration dogged by criminal allegations, President Bush called a special Cabinet meeting Tuesday to ensure that...
Bush Knew About Katrina
In spite of his assertions to the contrary, reports say that Bush was informed of the worst-case scenario surrounding Hurricane Katrina, and was even...
Bush's Tax Cuts Permanent
Bush wants to make his tax cuts permanent, which would cost $1.4 trillion over 10 years. What do you think?
Well-Rested Bush At The Top Of His Game
CRAWFORD, TX—Fit, trim, confident in his power base, and above all well-rested following a four-week, three-day vacation at his Crawford ranch, President Bush is ...
Bush Targeted Al-Jazeera?
According to a leaked memo, President Bush talked about targeting the headquarters of Arabic news station Al-Jazeera in a meeting with Tony Blair in...
Bush To Increase Funding For Hope-Based Initiatives
WASHINGTON, DC—Bush's program helps the National Hope Foundation, which has been hoping for a cure for cancer for nearly two decades.
White House On Offensive
In response to mounting criticism toward the handling of the war, as well as the accusations of pre-war intelligence manipulation, the White House...
Long-Awaited Beer With Bush Really Awkward, Voter Reports
WARREN, PA—Chris Reinard sat uncomfortably through stories of Bush's yacht trip with an Arab prince during their brief meeting at a local bar.
Bush To Veto Torture Ban?
The Senate recently approved a ban on torture with a 90-9 vote, but the White House is threatening to veto the bill. What do you ...
White House Ethics Class
In order to restore integrity to the image-damaged White House, President Bush is ordering his staff to take an ethics refresher course. What do...
New Corporate Responsibility Laws
Several recent bills have passed that absolve corporations of liability if consumers are harmed by their products, and President Bush is expected to sign them ...
Bush Orders Mass Bald Eagle Slaughter To Stop Spread Of Bird Flu
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush ordered Americans to round these birds up, tie them down, and slit their throats.
Bush To Nominate Next Person Who Walks Through Door
WASHINGTON, DC—After Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination for the Supreme Court Thursday, President Bush announced that he will nominate the next person who walks ...
Bush To Throw Out First Through 120th Pitch Of World Series
CHICAGO—The White House formally announced Thursday that President George W. Bush will open the 2005 World Series in Chicago by throwing out the ceremonial ...
Blacks Disapprove Of Bush
Polls conducted by NBC have Bush's approval rating with African-Americans at 2 percent with a 2 percent margin of error. What do you think?
