George w. bush
President Bush Urges Nation
WASHINGTON, DC—Saying he "could not stress the issue strongly enough," President Bush urged the nation Monday in a televised address from the...
Bush's Not-So-Candid Chat
A televised conversation between President Bush and American and Iraqi troops that was originally presented as a candid chat turned out to be...
Harriet Miers Nomination
Bush's Supreme Court nomination of Harriet Miers, his longtime associate and current White House counsel, continues to draw criticism. What do...
Bush To Appoint Someone To Be In Charge Of Country
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to increasing criticism of his handling of the war in Iraq and the disaster in the Gulf Coast, as well as ...
Bush's Approval Rating Of Other Americans Also At All-Time Low
WASHINGTON, DC—Shortly after President Bush's job-approval rating dipped to 40 percent, the lowest of his presidency, a poll indicated that...
Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dynamic, well-liked Tyler Sheehan was found dead in the floodwaters, much to President Bush’s horror.
Strategic Oil Reserves
In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush is tapping the strategic oil reserve to help petroleum refiners. What do you think?
Bush Tearfully Addresses Nation After Watching Field Of Dreams
WASHINGTON, DC-Moments after watching a TNT afternoon showing of 1989 sports tearjerker Field of Dreams, a visibly moved President Bush interrupted...
Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier'
CRAWFORD, TX—President Bush addressed the press Monday, mourning the tragic loss of his summer vacation.
Bush Calls For Rock Revolution In Weekly Pirate-Radio Address
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush called for an end to corporate rock, "wuss-metal," and sellout-punk in his weekly pirate-radio address Saturday, delivered from an unlicensed mobile ...
Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush unveiled an aggressive initiative Monday that would make the U.S. free of petroleum dependence by the year 4920, less than ...
Bush Acquired By Martian Zoo
OLYMPUS MONS—President Bush, who in 2004 announced his desire for a manned mission to Mars, was acquired by a prominent Martian zoo Monday. "The...
Bush To London Bombers: 'Bring It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush officially responded to the latest round of London transit bombings Monday, challenging terrorists to "do their worst." Said Bush, in a ...
Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works
WASHINGTON, DC—According to Bush, much pleasure is to be found in Virgil's lesser-known The Eclogues and The Georgics.
Bush Fishing For Compliments During Press Conference
WASHINGTON, DC—During a Monday press conference, President Bush repeatedly interrupted the question-and-answer period to seek out praise from the press corps. "Man, that Social ...
Bush Lifts Ban On Vigilantism
WASHINGTON, DC—In a striking departure from centuries of American belief in rule of law, President Bush gave his approval Monday to a limited experiment ...
