WASHINGTON—National Security Agency officials released a report this week detailing an exceedingly disappointing alien encounter that occurred in New Mexico nearly four decades ago.
WASHINGTON—Citing his erratic social behaviors, sudden unexplained disappearances, nondescript occupation, and habit of accidentally walking off piers while pretending to read newspapers, acquaintances of ...
'Disgusting' World Organization Illegally Housing 268 Feral Cats, Say City Officials
NEW YORK—Citing squalid conditions "unfit for human habitation," the New York City Department of Health confirmed Tuesday that the United Nations had been evicted ...
The newest “forever” stamp from the U.S. Postal Service features a photo of the New York–New York casino's Statue of Liberty replica ...
BILLINGS, MT—In what is being called the largest wildlife embezzlement scheme in more than 40 years, Department of Interior employee Stephen...
The press secretary tells reporters that before the president can defeat the monster, he'll have to defeat his greatest enemy of all: his own ...
The National Intelligence Council recently addressed Congress to discuss the security threats that need to be considered in the face of global...
The FDA is urging all Americans in possession of flaky, delicious pot pies to turn them in to FDA headquarters as soon as possible.
A congressional committee discussing Iraq War casualty levels approves of the tasty chips and salsa Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) brought to the hearing.
WASHINGTON—The U.S. Department of Agriculture
unveiled an updated, extremely detailed food pyramid Monday, which may redefine
the way...
For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
Many believe our overstretched and obsolete infrastructure may symbolize something important.
WASHINGTON—Democrats were wary of the nomination, stating that America needs someone who will not blindly accept it as fact when told Mr. Bush flosses ...
WASHINGTON—National Water Watch, a Washington-based conservation group, criticized the government's use of waterboarding Monday, calling the...
WASHINGTON—Teaching students how to conjugate verbs so that they can describe events that have already occurred is a luxury many schools cannot afford.
WASHINGTON—"There are people out there who love us, and they're coming after us," said a blushing John Michael McConnell, director of national intelligence.
WASHINGTON—The agency is seeking supplemental funding to clean up the letters, packages, and crushed Budweiser can the teens left in their wake.
WASHINGTON, DC—Myers spent much of his reign, which lasted from approximately 2:00 p.m. to 2:15 p.m., spinning in circles in ...