James Holmes Elected New NRA President
FAIRFAX, VA—Saying that he embodies the organization’s core values and beliefs, members of the National Rifle Association elected Aurora, CO mass shooter James ...
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2013 NRA Convention Schedule Of Events
The National Rifle Association is holding its 142nd annual meeting in downtown Houston this weekend.
Gun Show Vendor Jokes With Insane Customer About How He Hopes He's Not Insane
ANDERSON, IN—While he was selling mentally unstable customer Bernie Lovell a brand-new hunting rifle earlier this afternoon, local gun show vendor Mark Palmer joked ...
The Onion’s Tips For Passing Gun Control Legislation
Write gun control legislation. Pass gun control legislation.
Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill
WASHINGTON—Following the Senate’s rejection of a bipartisan amendment to expand background checks for gun buyers, the young victims of next week’s school ...
NRA Sets 1,000 Killed In School Shooting As Amount It Would Take For Them To Reconsider Much Of Anything
'Yeah, Something Like 1,000 Dead Kids,' Reports Spokesperson
FAIRFAX, VA—National Rifle Association Executive Vice President and CEO Wayne LaPierre said Monday that somewhere around 1,000 kids would have to die in ...
New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment
CHICAGO—A new translation of the Bible released this week directly mentions the Second Amendment on eight occasions, and includes a version of Psalm 23 ...
Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range
SAN ANTONIO—After a brief exchange with the gun range manager, the remorseless gunman purchased a box of ammunition, showed two pieces of ID, signed ...
Rash Of School Shootings
The U.S. has seen 25 school shootings since the beginning of the academic year. What do you think?
Assault-Weapons Ban Expires
The 10-year-old federal law banning the sale of 19 types of semiautomatic assault weapons expired Monday. What do you think?
