Those Inspired To Pursue Medicine Because Of ‘Grey's Anatomy’ Now Entering Workforce
Those Inspired To Pursue Medicine Because Of ‘Grey's Anatomy’ Now Entering Workforce
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Michelle Obama Shutters 'Let's Move!' Program After Failed 3-Year Run
WASHINGTON—Citing a “widespread disinterest bordering on contempt” for the program’s most basic aims, Michelle Obama announced Monday she was shutting down “Let’s ...
Mentally Unstable Man To Exhibit 1 Or 2 More Warning Signs Before Finally Doing This
WHIPPANY, NJ—Local mentally ill man Michael Redding, 26, announced his intention Thursday to display one or two further instances of troubling behavior before finally ...
USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts
WASHINGTON—Declaring that every affluent child in America has the right to a well-balanced brunch, the U.S.
Annoyed Gastrointestinal Tract Once Again Forced To Seek Nutrients From Pretzel Rods, Diet Coke
Annoyed Gastrointestinal Tract Once Again Forced To Seek Nutrients From Pretzel Rods, Diet Coke
Surgeon General Warns Teens Cinnamon Challenge Is Not For Pussies
WASHINGTON—According to an announcement Tuesday by the Surgeon General’s office, the “cinnamon challenge”—a new fad in which teens attempt to swallow spoonfuls ...
Report: Majority Of Americans Now Answering To Name 'Lardface'
WASHINGTON—According to a report published Tuesday by the U.S. Census Bureau, an estimated 54 percent of Americans now turn around whenever they hear ...
Most Gruesome Sports Injuries
Onion Sports examines some of the most horrendous and appalling injuries in the history of athletics. 776 BC: Sprinter Phidias eaten during race by Zeus ...
Mississippi Bans Soft Drinks Smaller Than 20 Ounces
JACKSON, MI—Citing a wish to maintain the quality of life for residents across the state, the Mississippi Senate on Thursday passed a bill outlawing ...
Opposition To Soda Ban Sad Proof That Americans Still Fight For What They Believe In
NEW YORK—The mounting opposition to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s proposal to prohibit the sale of large-size soft drinks served as sad ...
Dr. James Andrews' Ears Perk Up After Hearing ACL Snap Across Country
Dr. James Andrews' Ears Perk Up After Hearing ACL Snap Across Country
Area Woman Unable To Go Half Hour Without Moisturizing Some Part Of Herself
Area Woman Unable To Go Half Hour Without Moisturizing Some Part Of Herself
Pediatric Surgeon Loves Working On Children
Pediatric Surgeon Loves Working On Children
Procrastinating Surgeon Putting Off Coronary Bypass By Cleaning Entire Hospital
NEW YORK—Sources at Columbia University Medical Center reported Sunday that cardiac surgeon Dr.
Overweight 6-Year-Old Vows To Change Lifestyle After Second Heart Attack
HOUSTON—Describing his second heart failure in the span of two years as “a real wake up call,” obese 6-year-old Nicholas Bleyer announced Tuesday that ...
New Study Finds Americans Need 6 Hours Of Sleep At Work
PHILADELPHIA—A study published Monday in the Annals Of Internal Medicine concludes that the average American needs at least six full hours of uninterrupted sleep ...
New Preventative Drug Would Kill People Before They Get Alzheimer's
SILVER SPRING, MD—Calling it the single greatest breakthrough to date in Alzheimer's research, the U.S.
