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    Area Man Way Too Into Local County History

    News • ISSUE 35•01 • Jan 13, 1999
    LEWANAHO COUNTY, WI—Area resident Gary Pavlik's obsession with Lewanaho County history is becoming a bit sad, sources reported.

    Report: Shopoholism May Have Killed The Shoposauruses

    News in Brief • ISSUE 34•04 • Aug 26, 1998
    MISSOULA, MT–According to a report released Tuesday by the University of Montana's department of natural history, the consumption-crazed dinosaur known as the Shoposaurus ...

    I Wish Someone Would Visit My Grave

    Commentary • ISSUE 34•03 • Aug 19, 1998
    By Catherine Mary Hobart 1791-1814

    Clinton Chastises Hillary For Failure To Produce Male Heir

    News • ISSUE 34•03 • Aug 19, 1998
    WASHINGTON, DC–With less than two years remaining in his second term, Bill Clinton publicly chastised...
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