UTICA, NY—Art Schultz, better known as the Senpike Mall's Santa Claus, carried out the management-issued directive to push fine china...

What are you thankful for this year?

The pardon assures that Libby will not face any more repercussions for his role in the Valerie Plame scandal or be eaten on Thanksgiving.

NEW YORK—Although Jordan McCabe intends to stay at home, he will inevitably grow antsy, drive to a nearby pub and bump into at least ...

NEW YORK—"Lines were long but I wanted my son to be there when they peeled back the skin and threw salted butter and grease ...

Parts of a Missouri law requiring sex offenders had to remain inside with the lights out on Halloween night were rejected by a judge as...

Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.

SIERRA VISTA, AZ—After a week spent searching for the perfect birthday gift for Jed Lowry, her boyfriend of eight months, Susan Novecky...

NEW YORK—The $30 million partnership includes tie-ins with the season's first snowfall and the smell of roasted turkey as it wafts through a ...

WASHINGTON, DC—The Must Act Now Act authorizes the federal government to take full advantage of "sensational savings" on select and already-reduced merchandise.

WASHINGTON, DC—With June 14 just a week away, citizens nationwide are hoping that brisk, windy weather is in store for this Flag...

Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?

WASHINGTON, DC—The recent departure of Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary Of Defense has reportedly left his former staff noticeably tense and...

"And it wasn't just once either, my wee friend! Oh, what a naughty, prolific rascal you've been! Ho, ho, ho!"

NEW YORK—A series of brightly colored and inoffensive ad campaigns will also target the key fuckbrain and asshat market segments.