Holidays
Woman Doomed To Years Of Hippo-Themed Gifts
JACKSONVILLE, FL–Remarking, "Oh, I love hippos!" upon receiving a birthday gift of a porcelain hippopotamus, area resident Karen Voldstead doomed herself to a lifetime ...
Non-Spooktacular Haunted House Under Fire From Community
MALDEN, MA—Visitors claim that there was no fiendish fun to be had throughout the entire non-hair-raising experience.
Local Man Casually Mentions Upcoming Birthday
DURANGO, CO—Awareness of Donald Shrifkin's upcoming birthday was raised among his co-workers Monday, when the soon-to-be 38-year-old casually mentioned the special day during ...
Birthplace Of President Carter Accidentally Visited
PLAINS, GA—Lost en route to Albany, GA, vacationing couple Mark and Celia Winocur of Phoenix inadvertently visited the birthplace of former president Jimmy Carter ...








