The U.S. puts more people into prison than any other country and Brooke Alvarez gives us two possible explanations for why this is the ...

It's a decision plaguing every American: Jay Z's "Watch the Throne" or Lil Wayne's "Carter IV", but Brooke Alvarez clearly has a ...

Michael Falk interviews new prison inmate, disgraced financier, Brian Wasserman, and becomes spellbound by the repetitive monotony of daily prison life.

The remarkable, cutting edge TYSO robot uses radio wave technology to notify the user that someone's about to bust in on him while he ...

According to Brooke Alvarez, the best way to deal with an uninformed person is to shame them and devastate their self-esteem.

Jim and Tracy go undercover in fat suits to find out how greedy, obnoxious, fat people are discriminated against by the public. 

One fan writes to Brooke in German, but that doesn't stump America's greatest newswoman, who's made it her business to know every ...

Jim and Tracy welcome Celebrity Chef Ted Allen on Today Now! to show them how to make the most obnoxious, contrived meals for your dickhead ...

President Obama puts the U.S. economy in the hands of the geniuses behind Zico coconut water, who must know what they're doing because ...

Brooke Alvarez's icy demeanor is finally explained in a new documentary on public television detailing her dark childhood as a Russian girl cosmonaut locked ...

Award-winning news anchor, Brooke Alvarez explains why she doesn't have time to go on a show as frivolous as "Dancing with the Stars", but ...

A peculiarly named fan, Dandelion Elizabeth, asks Brooke whether true love exists. Brooke affirms that it does, because she's experienced it, and gives "Dandy ...

The Onion News Network pays tribute to one of its longest-serving anchors, Brandon Armstrong, who tragically died in a brothel fire last night. Watch the ...

New York, NY—In a dramatic turn for the 2012 presidential race, comatose former congressman John Clarkson threw his hat into the ring for the ...

Early Polls Indicate 44% of Respondents Saying "It's about damn time" and 32% Wishing For A Kick Instead of Punch NEW YORK, NY (October ...

Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring ...

 An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.

 An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.

 An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.

An asteroid is about to destroy the Earth.