A Closer Look At Biden's New Bodyguards
Earlier this week Vice President Joe Biden replaced his traditional Secret Service detail with a team of sexy female bodyguards.
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Help Jeff Gordon Learn To Read
Race car driver, Jeff Gordon's new charity organization, Zoom Through Reading, aims to teach Jeff Gordon to read.
Damaged Women's Coalition Releases Statement
The Damaged Women's Coalition released this statement denying that they marched on the Capitol Friday at 2 a.m.
Do the Damaged Women have a valid complaint against the government?
The Damaged Women marched on Washington DC demanding someone listen to them for once. Do you think the they have a valid complaint against Congress?
What are your thoughts on the death of the American Dream?
The last person to believe in the American Dream abandoned it Friday. What is your reaction?
Do you agree to have your opinion on Malia's arranged marriage scanned by our thought scanners?
The White House is hoping Malia Obama's arranged marriage to a Taliban leader brings a lasting peace in Afghanistan.
The Daily Bump: The Heigl Film Deluge
Following this week's freak release of 34 Heigl films, Sony executives were quick to remind the public that the widespread hospitalizations were a result ...
Which Katherine Heigl movie are you most worried about being exposed to?
Disaster struck Hollywood this week when 34 Katherine Heigl movies were released simultaneously. Which film are you most concerned about?
Join The Campaign Against Laura Miller, Spanish Teacher, Traitor
With the help of viewers like you, the Onion News Network was able to join the fight of patriot Kyle Johnson and get his Spanish ...
Should it be legal to shoot anyone you want in the leg without warning?
A new law has made it legal to carry a gun at head level, but some critics say this is not enough. Should it also ...
FEMA Releases BBQ-Related Safety Advisory For Midwest
FEMA has just released the following advisory for residents in ord near the deadly BBQ cloud:
Will you be uploading state secrets to the Wanbee site?
The popular new social networking site Wanbee allows users to earn points by uploading state secrets.
U-Say: Washington Meets With Real America
After years of rising tensions, representatives of Washington and Real America have finally entered diplomatic talks. Here’s what some of our viewers had to ...
Which signs of disease have you detected in Justice Breyer?
Washington is buzzing amid rumors Justice Breyer might have an incurable disease, opening up a seat on the Supreme Court during Obama's term.
The Daily Bump: America Loves Zeljko!
As soon as OBC announced that "Former Warlord" star Zeljko Goran had successfully avoided being extradited to the Hague to stand trial for war crimes ...
How are you reacting to news of the Midwest's BBQ cloud disaster?
The Midwest suffered yet another devastating food related accident this week when factory exploded, sending a cloud of BBQ seasoning over the area.
If you have a podcast, how many listeners do you have?
Unemployment jumped after the government realized how many Americans listed podcasting as an actual job.
Which cow were you rooting for to win the Westminster Cow Show?
A Holstein took Best In Show at this week's Westminster Cow Show. Which of these frontrunners were you hoping would win?
Which Afghanistan strike was most critical to winning the war on terror?
The Pentagon had a string of military successes in Afghanistan this month. Which do you think was most important strategically to winning the war on ...
