Earlier this week Vice President Joe Biden replaced his traditional Secret Service detail with a team of sexy female bodyguards.
Race car driver, Jeff Gordon's new charity organization, Zoom Through Reading, aims to teach Jeff Gordon to read.
The Damaged Women's Coalition released this statement denying that they marched on the Capitol Friday at 2 a.m.
The Damaged Women marched on Washington DC demanding someone listen to them for once. Do you think the they have a valid complaint against Congress?
The last person to believe in the American Dream abandoned it Friday. What is your reaction?
The White House is hoping Malia Obama's arranged marriage to a Taliban leader brings a lasting peace in Afghanistan.
Following this week's freak release of 34 Heigl films, Sony executives were quick to remind the public that the widespread hospitalizations were a result ...
Disaster struck Hollywood this week when 34 Katherine Heigl movies were released simultaneously. Which film are you most concerned about?
With the help of viewers like you, the Onion News Network was able to join the fight of patriot Kyle Johnson and get his Spanish ...
A new law has made it legal to carry a gun at head level, but some critics say this is not enough. Should it also ...
FEMA has just released the following advisory for residents in ord near the deadly BBQ cloud:
The popular new social networking site Wanbee allows users to earn points by uploading state secrets.
After years of rising tensions, representatives of Washington and Real America have finally entered diplomatic talks. Here’s what some of our viewers had to ...
Washington is buzzing amid rumors Justice Breyer might have an incurable disease, opening up a seat on the Supreme Court during Obama's term.
As soon as OBC announced that "Former Warlord" star Zeljko Goran had successfully avoided being extradited to the Hague to stand trial for war crimes ...
The Midwest suffered yet another devastating food related accident this week when factory exploded, sending a cloud of BBQ seasoning over the area.
Unemployment jumped after the government realized how many Americans listed podcasting as an actual job.
A Holstein took Best In Show at this week's Westminster Cow Show. Which of these frontrunners were you hoping would win?
The Pentagon had a string of military successes in Afghanistan this month. Which do you think was most important strategically to winning the war on ...