Immigration
Join The Campaign Against Laura Miller, Spanish Teacher, Traitor
With the help of viewers like you, the Onion News Network was able to join the fight of patriot Kyle Johnson and get his Spanish ...
Texas Immigration Bill Includes Domestic-Worker Loophole
The Texas Legislature is considering a bill that would imprison anyone who knowingly hires an illegal alien, except in cases where the employee is a ...
Number Of Illegal Immigrants Declining
A study from the Pew Hispanic Center found that with the economy continuing to falter, the number of illegal immigrants in the U.S.
Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State From Arizona
AUSTIN, TX—Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry pledged Wednesday to do everything in his power ...
U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who ...
BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who ...
Texas Constructs U.S. Border Wall To Keep Out Unwanted Americans
WICHITA FALLS, TX—"I have nothing personal against Americans," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "I just think they should stay in America, where they belong."
Homeland Security Waives Environmental Law
The Department of Homeland Security used its authority to waive environmental and land-management laws to complete a 670-mile border fence between...
Idaho Legislature Declares English Only Language They Know
BOISE, ID—The Idaho Legislature passed a unanimous resolution Monday declaring English the only language the elected assembly knows how to...
May 13, 1932
Lindbergh Baby Found Dead: Police Vow to Convict Non-English-Speaking Immigrant 'At Any Cost'
7,000 Iraqis U.S. Bound
The United States has agreed to admit 7,000 Iraqi refugees into the country. What do you think?
Immigration Rallies Smaller
Labor Day immigration rallies drew fewer numbers than the marches held from earlier this year. What do you think?
Mexican Immigrants Call For A Day of Action
May 1st will be the next "Day of Action" in which Latino activists will take to the streets to protest restrictive policies against Mexican...
April 9, 1942
San Francisco Grocer Henry Nakamura Chief Suspect in Pearl Harbor Bombing
Five Percent Of U.S. Workers Are Illegal Aliens
A recent study shows that 5 percent of all workers in the U.S. are illegal immigrants. What do you think?
U.S. Immigration Fence?
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) proposed legislation that would call for the creation of an $8 billion, 2,000-mile fence on the U.S.-Mexico border ...
