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Fracking Industry Now Largest Employer Of Recent PR Graduates
SAN FRANCISCO—A new labor market study published Wednesday has found that oil companies with hydraulic fracturing interests have outpaced the tobacco industry, Wall Street ...
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When you're job-hunting, getting called for an interview is only half the battle. Here are some strategies that can make you stand out during ...
Labor Dept. Creates 20,000 New Hobbies For Nation's Jobless
WASHINGTON—The federal government announced Monday that 20,000 new hobbies would be made available to the nation's 14 million unemployed people in an ...
Jeff Suppan Approaches Omaha Residents With Offer To Do Small Pitching Jobs Around House
OMAHA, NE—Local Omaha residents told reporters Monday that for the past week veteran pitcher Jeff Suppan has been going door-to-door, offering to do small ...
Obama To Create 17 New Jobs By Resigning And Finally Opening That Restaurant
WASHINGTON—In an effort to counter the highest unemployment rate the nation has faced in a quarter century, Barack Obama announced Monday that he will ...
Report: Unemployment High Because People Keep Blowing Their Job Interviews
WASHINGTON—With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the ...
Wal-Mart Cuts Over 13,000 Of What It Calls Jobs
BENTONVILLE, AR—"First, we tried cutting what is hard for me in good conscience to even call benefits,” said Wal-Mart CEO Mike Duke. "We even ...
Labor Dept: Available Labor Rate Increases To 10.2%
WASHINGTON—"This is such an exciting time to be an employer in America," said Labor Secretary Hilda Solis, adding that every single day 6,500 ...
Sexy Career Woman To Take Hot Bath After Stressful Day
NEW YORK—Following a particularly stressful day at her high-powered job, sultry career woman Jessica Barrett, 34, announced Tuesday she would take a hot, steamy ...
Job Became Completely Humiliating So Gradually Area Man Barely Noticed
CHICAGO—"Now that I think about it, a lot of little things have sort of slowly added up, like when they reduced my lunch hour ...
Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate whether the newly poor are capable of integrating with long established poor families from old ...
Nation's Unemployment Outlook Improves Drastically After Fifth Beer
WASHINGTON—"All these goddamn layoffs, they're totally a blessing in disguise," said Donald Ellington, a completely hammered senior adviser at JPMorgan Chase.
Boss Gets Into Groove After 3rd Round Of Layoffs
INDIANAPOLIS—Hank Strauss quickly established a natural firing rhythm on Friday afternoon, smoothly easing his employees into unemployment without stumbling once.
