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Biden Investigated For Questionable Workers’ Comp Claim
WASHINGTON—Weeks after accepting a workers’ compensation settlement for a personal injury he purportedly sustained on the job, Vice President Joe Biden is under investigation ...
Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency
WASHINGTON—Claiming that he had a “huge honking woody that just won’t quit,” Vice President Joe Biden interrupted President Barack Obama during the State ...
Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire
WASHINGTON—Calling it a “major-ass haul” that would provide “some much-needed scratch,” Vice President Joe Biden reportedly scored over 800 feet of copper wire from ...
Biden Working His Way Through Scratch-Off Tickets During Obama's Swearing-In
WASHINGTON—As President Barack Obama recited the inaugural oath that will formally commence his second presidential term, onlookers confirmed Monday that Vice President Joe Biden ...
'Diamond Joe' Biden Takes Over Onion Politics Twitter Feed During Vice Presidential Debate
Diamond Joe @ OnionPolitics Have some debate bullshit I got to do tonight. 11 Oct 12 Reply Retweet Favorite Diamond Joe @ ...
Biden Shares 20-Minute Post-Debate Kiss With Janna Ryan
DANVILLE, KY—Following Thursday night’s debate at Centre College, Vice President Joe Biden and Janna Ryan, wife of Rep.
Biden Unleashes Torrent Of Vomit On Debate Stage
DANVILLE, KY—During his debate with Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) Thursday night, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly paused midway through a remark on Medicare vouchers ...
Security Removes Biden's Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium
DANVILLE, KY—In the middle of tonight’s debate between Joe Biden and Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), Centre College security guards were forced to remove ...
Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether
WILMINGTON, DE—While attempting to prepare the vice president for tomorrow night’s debate against Rep. Paul Ryan...
Keys To The Vice Presidential Debate
Vice President Joe Biden and Republican challenger Paul Ryan will square off in their first and only debate Thursday night at Centre College in Danville ...
Biden Implores Obama To 'Rub One Out' Before Debate
'Don't Want Pussy On The Mind Out There,' Reports Vice President
DENVER—Noting that tonight’s debate against Mitt Romney would last a full hour and a half, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly urged President Obama ...
Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention
Biden says he's always on the lookout for travel partners he can share some "weed, whites, and whiskey" with.
Joe Biden Hitchhikes To Democratic National Convention
WASHINGTON—Saying it was his duty to "heed the call of the open road," Vice President Joe Biden set off hitchhiking to the Democratic National ...
Biden's eBay Feedback Rating Dips Below 35 Percent
WASHINGTON—A recent wave of negative bidder responses posted to Joe Biden's eBay account has for the first time dropped the vice president's ...
Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial
WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to ...















