NEW YORK—A report published Friday by a team of sociologists has confirmed there are apparently people living in the world today who are deeply ...

Toothpaste Tube Curled Like The Toe Of A Jester’s Shoe

KNOXVILLE, TN—According to sources, the man currently purchasing a pair of Nantucket red chinos at a local Banana Republic better be damn well prepared ...

Undecided Man Sitting By Creek, Throwing Pebbles Into Water

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Tuesday by the Pew Research Center, though more than a decade has passed since the events of 9/11 ...

MINNEAPOLIS—According to sources, well, well, well, doesn’t this local businessman look very dapper indeed in his fancy little suit and shiny shoes as ...

The Carnival cruise ship Triumph, which lost electricity and functioning bathrooms while at sea in February, broke free from its mooring in Mobile, AL last ...

After seven years of dating, Andrea Lynch finally convinced Brett Kearns he couldn’t do any better.

Weird Sound Emits From Man’s Mouth After Getting Unexpected ‘Hello’

Laroy Hoard and Michelle Carter were married in the presence of God before going home to screw.

Jake Fangol and Elizabeth Geder couldn’t believe they could hire the Squirrel Nut Zippers to play their reception, but went with a DJ instead.

WASHINGTON—While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the ...

While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the Arts ...