Jake Fangol and Elizabeth Geder
Jake Fangol and Elizabeth Geder couldn’t believe they could hire the Squirrel Nut Zippers to play their reception, but went with a DJ instead.
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Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
WASHINGTON—While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the ...
Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the Arts ...
Aquarium Unveils 'Floating Carcasses Of The Pacific' Exhibit
CHICAGO—Expanding on its collection of over 30,000 aquatic animals, Chicago’s John G. Shedd Aquarium opened its new “Floating Carcasses Of The Pacific ...
Robert Mapplethorpe Children's Museum Celebrates Grand Opening
QUEENS, NY—The Robert Mapplethorpe Children’s Museum officially opened its doors to the public Tuesday, drawing over 1,000 visitors with its interactive exhibits ...
Man Has Trouble Growing Full Beard Of Bees
BURLINGTON, VT—Complaining of patchiness and uneven color, area man Matthew Cruickshank, 34, told reporters Monday that he has always had trouble growing a full ...
Old Refrigerator Unable To Control When It Releases Water Anymore
ODESSA, TX—In the midst of yet another embarrassing clean-up, local woman Melissa Crosby, 43, told reporters Thursday that her old refrigerator has completely lost ...
Amputee Inspires Others Not To Lose Limbs
EAGLE POINT, OR—Though local man Bret Kurtsin has had to overcome many personal obstacles since having his legs amputated seven years ago, it has ...
Sardinian Starting Up Again With The Corsican Jokes
Sardinian Starting Up Again With The Corsican Jokes
Olive Garden Waitress Covered In Sauce Sprayed From Talking Customers' Mouths
Olive Garden Waitress Covered In Sauce Sprayed From Talking Customers' Mouths
Opposition To Soda Ban Sad Proof That Americans Still Fight For What They Believe In
NEW YORK—The mounting opposition to New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s proposal to prohibit the sale of large-size soft drinks served as sad ...
Rigorous Battery Of Tests Unable To Determine If Roommate Broke Up With Girlfriend
NASHVILLE, TN—Local resident Darren Callahan, 26, told reporters Wednesday that even after administering a rigorous battery of diagnostic tests, he has been unable to ...
