GURNEE, IL—After dating only two months, local couple Marcus Evenberg and Tyra Stone told reporters Wednesday their relationship already appeared to be hurtling toward ...

A Lego man and Dora the Explorer sealed their arranged marriage Wednesday with a face collision.

Pete Bushnell and Mary Thoft were married Saturday in a church that still smelled like the previous day’s funeral.

Batshit Insane Restaurant Believes Fries Must Be Purchased Separately From Hamburger

NEW YORK—Dejected by the scathing New York Times review of his new Times Square–based eatery, Guy Fieri was reportedly consoled today by local ...

The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for ...

Stroll through more than 200 picturesque rows of my beautiful orange trees. Pick as many of my oranges as you’d like—in fact, pick ...

If you enjoy ancient civilizations and are a huge dick, then you’ll love this 12-day guided tour of Anatolian wine cellars, spice farms, and ...

 On Today Now!, Tracy employs the help of an expert to get her own son to remove his filthy Spider-Man costume.

Chelsea Burns and Robert Jacobs were married at sunset Saturday on a picturesque Hawaiian beach inside Chelsea's head, while the rest of her body ...

Elena Lee and Frank Korda announced their engagement after discovering that they both deeply desired fried hors d’oeuvres, legitimate sex, and a gift-wrapped cake ...

Maria DeLouise and Martin Scholls’ plan to stand near a couple being married in a local park so they could wed for free totally worked.

BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a ...