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Guy 30 Seconds Into Karaoke Version Of ‘Man In The Mirror’ Better Get His Act Together
Sources at Charley’s Bar and Grille are reporting that local man Peter Kagan, 34, who is currently 30 seconds into a karaoke version of ...
Guy 30 Seconds Into Karaoke Version Of ‘Man In The Mirror’ Better Get His Act Together
MARIETTA, GA—Sources at Charley’s Bar and Grille are reporting that local man Peter Kagan, 34, who is currently 30 seconds into a karaoke ...
30-Year-Old Factors In Birthday Money
MEDFORD, OR—While calculating his budget Wednesday, Ben Hollis, a 30-year-old man, carefully factored in the birthday money he’ll receive next month as a ...
Shaven, Cologned Grandpa Heads Into Town To Rake In D-Day Pussy
RICHMOND, VA—After applying several spritzes of cologne to his freshly shaven face, 87-year-old World War II veteran Roger Sarlo confidently left his home Thursday ...
Paul Houseman
Paul Houseman, 42, stuck to his wife’s shopping list and refrained from buying a bag of Bugles, even though he really wanted to make ...
'New York Times' Reader Stoked After Noticing Article Penned By Favorite Reporting Duo
'Cha-Ching! It's Michael D. Shear And Jeremy W. Peters Time!'
COLUMBIA, SC—Saying that he is always in the mood for a little Michael D. Shear/Jeremy W. Peters action, New York Times reader Mitchell ...
Street Musician's Mother Really On His Case About Practicing His Buckets
NEW YORK—Insisting that if the young street musician doesn’t apply himself more, he’ll never work his way up to a good busking ...
Oscillating Fan
Oscillating fan is ready to cool some rooms.
Asian Guy Has Separate Group Of Just Asian Friends
AUSTIN, TX—Local resident Ted Cho has two separate groups of friends, one of which only has Asians in it, the 25-year-old software developer’s ...
12-Year-Old Camper Excited To Meet Girls Who Will Torture Her For Rest Of Summer
MT. LEBANON, PA—While enjoying the first day of her four-week stay at North Winds Summer Camp, 12-year-old Tracy Rowley told reporters Monday how thrilled ...
May 29, 2013
May 29—While responding to a homicide in the Oakwood neighborhood Wednesday, Detective Ellis and Detective Becker spent one hour arguing about what the shape ...














