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Pet Eligibles

Critters Who Need Good Homes

Archive Feature ISSUE 29•24 Jul 23, 1996
Maggie, a six-year old Australian Shepherd mix, has an unbelievable tongue that's eager to lick gravy off anything; maybe even you! Loves kids. Max ...

Area Consumers Consume Area

News ISSUE 29•21 Jun 18, 1996
BRIXTON, MA—Hungry to possess as many consumer goods as possible, Brixton area consumers consumed the entire Brixton area yesterday, leaving only a barren, rocky ...

Amish Give Up

"This is bullshit," Elders Say

News ISSUE 29•21 Jun 18, 1996
LANCASTER, PA—After centuries of enduring harsh, spare living conditions and voluntarily shunning modern amenities such as microwave ovens and red clothing, Amish leaders announced ...