Two-Minute Rain Shower All It Takes To Derail Trip To Gym
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Excited Man Only 2 Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
CHERRY HILL, NJ—After over seven years of weekly meetings with his psychiatrist, 35-year-old Chris Vaughan told reporters Friday he is thrilled to be just ...
Excited Man Only 2 Therapy Sessions Away From Resolving Issues
After over seven years of weekly meetings with his psychiatrist, 35-year-old Chris Vaughan told reporters Friday he is thrilled to be just two 45-minute sessions ...
Local Man Knows He Moved To Minneapolis For Something, But Can't Remember What
MINNEAPOLIS—After packing up his apartment and moving across the country to Minneapolis this weekend, area man Matthew Goddard told reporters that though he has ...
Toddler Junkie Immediately Hooked On Looking At Trains After First Exhilarating High
HARRISBURG, PA—After experiencing the intoxicating, extreme high of watching a 56-car freight train pass before his eyes last week, 3-year-old junkie Logan Gunter reportedly ...
Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
CHICAGO—According to locals waiting for the westbound number 66 shuttle at Chicago Avenue and Racine Avenue, a young man and woman seated on a ...
Couple Making Out At Bus Stop Like It's Fucking Paris
According to locals waiting for the westbound number 66 shuttle at Chicago Avenue and Racine Avenue, a young man and woman seated on a bench ...
Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table
BURLINGTON, VT—Citing the loud screeching sounds of milk being steamed in the background, the overly crowded setting, and the fact that a job applicant ...
April 9, 2013
Apr. 9—While shutting down a notorious chop shop on the 1500 block of Beach Street, police also discovered a great new little Thai place ...
Stripper Thinks Customer Flirting With Her
PROVIDENCE, RI—Noting his furtive glances, suggestive body language, and the fact that he’s been laughing at all of her jokes, local exotic dancer ...
Uncle Strikes Out Hard With Book Gift
WELLS, NV—According to Lynford family sources, Uncle Jack took a swing at giving Kyle a book for his birthday on Wednesday and struck out ...
April 8, 2013
Apr. 8–Officers responded to a domestic dispute, but it was one of those lady-attacking-man ones and they didn’t know what to do.
Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It's One Big Joke
WAUKEGAN, IL—Without any concern for what his self-destructive habits are doing to him and to his relationship with the Lord, future born-again Christian Travis ...
'The Cherry Blossoms Are In Bloom,' Mom Says In Email Sent To Everyone She Has Ever Known
'The Cherry Blossoms Are In Bloom,' Mom Says In Email Sent To Everyone She Has Ever Known
Man Not Certain What Any Of His Coworkers' Names Are
DES MOINES, IA—After nearly two years of employment at Ludnick Publishing, Doug Glickman literally does not know the name of a single one of ...
Freezing, Coatless Woman Has Decided It Is Spring
CHICAGO—Wearing a cardigan and a thin scarf, freezing woman Melissa Cady, 34, reportedly walked to work in frigid temperatures today following her decision that ...
Teen Boulder Can't Wait For Landslide To Roll It Into Ravine Where They Get It
SALIDA, CO—Saying that he’s sick of his native mountainous escarpment and tired of being surrounded by “a bunch of squares,” a local teen ...
