Most Depressing Job Interview You’ll Ever See Currently Taking Place At Starbucks Table
BURLINGTON, VT—Citing the loud screeching sounds of milk being steamed in the background, the overly crowded setting, and the fact that a job applicant ...
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April 9, 2013
Apr. 9—While shutting down a notorious chop shop on the 1500 block of Beach Street, police also discovered a great new little Thai place ...
Stripper Thinks Customer Flirting With Her
PROVIDENCE, RI—Noting his furtive glances, suggestive body language, and the fact that he’s been laughing at all of her jokes, local exotic dancer ...
Uncle Strikes Out Hard With Book Gift
WELLS, NV—According to Lynford family sources, Uncle Jack took a swing at giving Kyle a book for his birthday on Wednesday and struck out ...
April 8, 2013
Apr. 8–Officers responded to a domestic dispute, but it was one of those lady-attacking-man ones and they didn’t know what to do.
Future Christian Drinking And Doing Drugs And Thinking It's One Big Joke
WAUKEGAN, IL—Without any concern for what his self-destructive habits are doing to him and to his relationship with the Lord, future born-again Christian Travis ...
'The Cherry Blossoms Are In Bloom,' Mom Says In Email Sent To Everyone She Has Ever Known
'The Cherry Blossoms Are In Bloom,' Mom Says In Email Sent To Everyone She Has Ever Known
Man Not Certain What Any Of His Coworkers' Names Are
DES MOINES, IA—After nearly two years of employment at Ludnick Publishing, Doug Glickman literally does not know the name of a single one of ...
Freezing, Coatless Woman Has Decided It Is Spring
CHICAGO—Wearing a cardigan and a thin scarf, freezing woman Melissa Cady, 34, reportedly walked to work in frigid temperatures today following her decision that ...
Teen Boulder Can't Wait For Landslide To Roll It Into Ravine Where They Get It
SALIDA, CO—Saying that he’s sick of his native mountainous escarpment and tired of being surrounded by “a bunch of squares,” a local teen ...
Coworker With Fluorescent Bike Vest Treats Office To Futuristic Light Show On Way To Desk
CHICAGO—Emitting a wondrous spectrum of glowing, electric hues, local administrative assistant Jerry Offman dazzled coworkers with a futuristic light show Monday morning as he ...
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
High School LGBT Club Still Short A ‘T’
Down-And-Out 2006 Honda Ridgeline Slams ‘Motor Trend’ Truck Of The Year Award On Pawn Shop Counter
Down-And-Out 2006 Honda Ridgeline Slams ‘Motor Trend’ Truck Of The Year Award On Pawn Shop Counter
Stock-Photo Model Scout Sees Something Special In Man In Business Suit Crossing Arms
CHICAGO—Not long after he happened to pass through a bustling office Friday morning, stock-photo model scout Andrew Sheeran revealed to colleagues that he had ...
Waters Tested As 12-Year-Old Says ‘Shit’ In Front Of Mom For First Time
SAGINAW, MI—In a tentative attempt to test the waters a bit, local 12-year-old Connor Bartlett told reporters that he took a chance on saying ...
