Heartbreaking Yelp Review Says It’s Just Nice To Eat A Meal Around Other People
SOUTH BEND, IN—In an exceedingly depressing review posted Monday on the popular website Yelp, a user identified as Gregg4 gave five stars to local ...
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Hotel Housekeeper Tickled By Guest's Half-Hearted Attempt At Making Bed
Hotel Housekeeper Tickled By Guest's Half-Hearted Attempt At Making Bed
Mark
Mark died.
Fallen Firefighter Remembered As Idiot Who Sucked At His Job
LENEXA, KS—Hundreds gathered for a somber memorial service Thursday in honor of Stuart D’Abarno, 31, a firefighter killed in a residential blaze whom ...
Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren’t Any Awesome Events Happening On Campus This Weekend
'We Let All Of You Down,' Say Disgraced Committee Members
CLINTON, NY—Expressing shame and remorse in an email to the students of Hamilton College on Friday, disgraced student affairs coordinator Jessica Li, 20, regretfully ...
Ashamed Student Affairs Committee Reveals There Aren’t Any Awesome Events Happening On Campus This Weekend
Expressing shame and remorse in an email to the students of Hamilton College on Friday, disgraced student affairs coordinator Jessica Li, 20, regretfully informed undergraduates ...
Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
Saying that he’s probably done all he could possibly do at this point, Twitter user Aaron Gartner confirmed Tuesday that after posting 10,000 ...
Guy With 10,000 Tweets, 15 Followers About Ready To Hang It Up
CHICAGO—Saying that he’s probably done all he could possibly do at this point, Twitter user Aaron Gartner confirmed Tuesday that after posting 10 ...
Jeff Fitzgerald Sr.
Now that Jeff Fitzgerald Sr., 82, has passed away due to a respiratory infection, Jeff Junior would just like to be called Jeff.
Mom Hasn't Ordered Favorite Pizza Topping In Over A Decade
'It's Spinach, They Won't Let Me,' Mom Says
WEXFORD, PA—Saying that “it’s fine, really,” local mother Catherine Reynolds told reporters Wednesday that she has not been able to order her favorite ...
Judith Norris
Judith Norris 70, died in a car accident Friday, much to the chagrin of the heart disease that had been trying to kill her for ...
Coworker Running NCAA Tournament Pool Really Relishing His One Week Of Significance
EVENSVILLE, TN—According to sources at local public relations firm Dolan-Cassidy, employee Ian Novak, 38, is positively basking in the solitary week of importance he ...
Man Cautiously Avoids Barnes & Noble Section Where Teens Check Out Graphic Novels
ITHACA, NY—Looking visibly uncomfortable, Barnes & Noble customer Paul Gannon, 36, confirmed Saturday that a group of teenagers sitting against, and hovering around, the Graphic ...
Man Has Trouble Growing Full Beard Of Bees
BURLINGTON, VT—Complaining of patchiness and uneven color, area man Matthew Cruickshank, 34, told reporters Monday that he has always had trouble growing a full ...
Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
STOCKTON, CA—In an effort to make his children’s upcoming weekend visit to his apartment more fun, divorced man and father of two Peter ...
