Another Job Interview Ruined By Sutures Popping Open In Middle Of Handshake

This single-room unit is not so much housing as a protective casing, a place where one is put away when not in use.

COLUMBIA, SC—Citing “very strong evidence” that includes his mother saving several of her research papers from the course and how she often mentions how ...

There’s no Bloodmobile this week. Still have some left over from last time, matter of fact.

ATHENS, GA—Following a business trip to the distant and mysterious land of Idaho, area sales representative Gary Chichester has returned home from the three-day ...

Roman Numeral For 17 Might As Well Be Alien Hieroglyph Far As Area Man Can Tell

NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Tuesday that local attorney friends Sam Taub and Peter Glickman unexpectedly met near the main entrance of New York County Courthouse ...

The winning team of the upcoming Mill Valley Peewee T-Ball Tournament will get a pizza party at the Little Caesars with cake and several two-liter ...

A group of eighth-graders will be meeting in the girls’ bathroom at Lincoln Middle School around third period to discuss the meanest possible thing they ...

LOS ANGELES—A full week into his infiltration of the East Side Crips, no member of the gang can bear to tell confidential police informant ...

RED OAK, IA—After his doctor ambushed him Tuesday with suggestions that his weight was becoming a serious health problem, 450-pound local man Dale Carver ...

HOUSTON—High-level sources at the accounting firm McCall and Associates told reporters Monday morning that the company does not currently have enough manpower to perform ...