Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
DALLAS—Haggar's new wrinkle-free slacks represent the first wearable pair of non-Newtonian pants.
Men's Style
As Real-Estate Agent, Area Man's Appearance Crucial
GRANGER, IN–Looking good is an essential component of Gregg Rafalski's success as a real-estate agent, the 35-year-old RE/MAX employee asserted Monday.
Girlfriend Changes Man Into Someone She's Not Interested In
CHARLOTTE, NC–After two and a half years of subtle prodding and manipulation, Jill Nickles has finally molded boyfriend Brendan Eiler into the sort of ...
Unkempt Japanese Man Must Be Some Sort Of Artist Or Something
PITTSBURGH– After passing a haggard-looking Japanese man on the street Monday, area resident Gary Webber concluded that the guy must be some sort of artist ...
Area Man's Hairstyle History Eerily Mirrors Kevin Bacon's
DAYTON, OH–For more than 15 years, Eric Rouse's hairstyles have eerily mirrored those of actor Kevin Bacon, friends of the 29-year-old reported Monday ...
Leather-Jacketed Congressman Makes Up His Own Rules
WASHINGTON, DC–U.S. Rep. Vinnie Abruzzo (I-NY), the greasy-haired, leather-jacketed legislator who joined Congress in January 1999, is fast earning a reputation as a ...
Deterioration Of Bauhaus T-Shirt Symbolizes End Of Era For Local Man
SOUTHFIELD, MI—Sadness, loss and the dull ache of acceptance were just some of the feelings experienced by 29-year-old suburban homeowner and father-to-be Jeff Struck ...
Man Required To Wear Tie Decides It Might As Well Be Wacky
CHARLOTTE, NC—Customer-service representative Terry Poniewicz now has a collection of zany neckwear, including a tie that plays "Jingle Bells."
