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King Of Pop Dead At 12
LOS ANGELES—Michael Jackson, a talented child performer known for his love of amusement park rides and his hobby of collecting exotic animals for his ...
Michael Jackson Dead
Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?
Jackson 5 To Reunite
Jermaine Jackson announced that the Jackson 5 is reuniting for a tour in 2009. What do you think?
Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013
Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.
Justin Timberlake Apathetically Crowned King Of Pop
LOS ANGELES—With responses ranging from tepid acceptance to non-committal approval, Timberlake has ridden a massive wave of public indifference.
Michael Jackson's Reputation For Punctuality In Ruins
SANTA BARBARA, CA (Mar. 11)Michael Jackson, the one-time "King Of Pop," had his well-established reputation for punctuality tarnished Friday when he arrived late to ...
Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson
SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael ...
Lesser-Known Celebrity Trials
The year brought a number of celebrity trials, but few received as much attention as thoses of Michael Jackson and Martha Stewart. What were some ...
Neverland Evidence
Thirty-nine items seized from Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch were recently admitted as evidence in pre-trial hearings for his upcoming child-molestation case. What were some ...
The King Of Pop Speaks
Last week, ABC aired Living With Michael Jackson, a candid two-hour documentary on the eccentric superstar.
Cash-Strapped Michael Jackson Forced To Sell Off Pet Giraffes As Meat
NEVERLAND VALLEY RANCH, CA—Nearly bankrupt due to Sony exploitation and under-promotion, Michael Jackson was forced to sell more than two dozen of his beloved ...
Michael Jackson Deposed As King Of Pop In Hitless Coup
LOS ANGELES— After a two-decade reign as King Of Pop, Michael Jackson was overthrown Tuesday in a hitless coup. "Following the lackluster performance of Invincible ...
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
SPRINGFIELD, MO—Were this an ordinary Tuesday night, Wendy Vance would return home from her receptionist job at a Springfield chiropractor's office and spend ...


















