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    Honoring The King of Pop

    Infographic • ISSUE 37•26 • Aug 1, 2001
    On Sept. 7, ‘N Sync, Britney Spears, Destiny’s Child, and other superstars will gather at Madison Square Garden for a concert paying tribute to ...

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    News in Brief • ISSUE 32•08 • Sep 23, 1997
    NEW YORK—Noted rapper/producer Sean "Puffy" Combs released his hotly anticipated new single Tuesday, "Tha Kidd (Is Not My Son)," which samples Michael Jackson ...
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