A good day for boating, if you're a deck
Follow @TheOnion
Video
Politics
Sports
Business
Science/Tech
Entertainment
Breaking
More
Back
Video
Politics
Sports
Business
Science/Tech
Entertainment
Breaking
Microfiche
Yard Sale Reeks Of Divorce
Newswire
•
ISSUE 48•09 ISSUE 47•47
•
Jul 10, 2010
Domineering Wife Specifically Said 'Chunk-Style' Pineapple
Newswire
•
Jul 9, 2010
Mail-Order Bride Comes In Wrong Color, Size
Newswire
•
Jul 8, 2010
Married Paramedics Bickering Over Best Way To Restart Heart
Newswire
•
Jul 5, 2010
Biggest Nerd In High School Now Biggest Nerd In Assisted-Living Facility
Newswire
•
Jun 18, 2010
Some Guy Makes Name For Himself
Newswire
•
Jun 16, 2010
Girl Given Dress Mother Wore To Prom 18 Years, 9 Months Ago
Newswire
•
Jun 14, 2010
Lame Cyber Terrorism Attack Renders K-Mart Store Locator Option Useless
Newswire
•
Jun 4, 2010
Hope Is That Fat Man Just Digging For His Wallet
Newswire
•
Jun 2, 2010
Banana Bought, Carried Around, Thrown Out
Newswire
•
May 31, 2010
One-Night Stand Seductively Removes Sandwich Board
Newswire
•
May 28, 2010
Couple Of Cool Guys Dredged From Lake
Newswire
•
May 26, 2010
Everyone Laughing At Thing Man Can't Change About Himself
Newswire
•
May 24, 2010
Erectile Dysfunction Medication Unaware Of Sudden, Bitter Argument
Newswire
•
May 19, 2010
CBS Logo Shamefully Slinks Offscreen During ‘Accidentally On Purpose’
Newswire
•
May 9, 2010
Grandma, Grandpa Have Same Haircut
Newswire
•
May 7, 2010
Human Sacrifice Left At Altar
Newswire
•
May 5, 2010
Art Imitates Other Art
Newswire
•
May 3, 2010
iTunes Store Browsed For Ideas On What To Torrent
Newswire
•
Apr 30, 2010
Man Beats Canker
Newswire
•
Apr 28, 2010
1
2
3
…
72
Next