Cincinnati Reds Somehow 2 7/8 Games Out Of First
Cincinnati Reds Somehow 2 7/8 Games Out Of First
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Superstitious Baseball Player Always Steps Into Batter’s Box Before Swinging At Pitches
MILWAUKEE—While speaking to reporters prior to Saturday’s game against the St. Louis Cardinals, Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun admitted he consistently follows an ...
A-Rod Warns Accusers It'll Be Their Word Against His
'Who Do You Think They’re Going To Believe?' Says Rodriguez
NEW YORK—Following recent reports linking him to a Miami-based clinic supplying performance-enhancing drugs, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez reportedly warned accusers Tuesday that if ...
Jose Reyes Thinks He Might Have Landed On DL Wrong
Jose Reyes Thinks He Might Have Landed On DL Wrong
Astros TV Crew Already Out Of Things To Say About Team
BOSTON—One inning into Sunday’s game between the Houston Astros and the Boston Red Sox, sources confirmed that the Astros’ television broadcasting crew has ...
Yankees Warn Eduardo Nunez To Stop Showing Up Derek Jeter By Making Routine Plays At Shortstop
NEW YORK—Multiple reports from within the New York Yankees clubhouse confirmed Saturday that team officials have warned shortstop Eduardo Nunez to stop showing up ...
10-Year-Old Wishes Unemployed Father Couldn’t Make It To Just One Of His Little League Games
MODESTO, CA—Speaking with reporters before a game Monday, local Little Leaguer Nathan Garrett expressed his heartfelt wish that, just once, his unemployed father could ...
Bronson Arroyo Celebrates Earth Day By Throwing 3-2 Curveball in Dirt
Bronson Arroyo Celebrates Earth Day By Throwing 3-2 Curveball in Dirt
Report: Long Fly Ball Going, Going
Report: Long Fly Ball Going, Going
Wrigley Field Renovation Proposal Includes Tearing Down Clubhouse, Bleachers, Upper Deck, Lower Deck, Building New Stadium 10 Miles North
CHICAGO—Cubs Chairman Tom Ricketts unveiled a $500 million Wrigley Field renovation proposal Thursday that includes demolishing the clubhouse, bleachers, upper deck, lower deck, as ...
Yankees Disabled List Absolutely Stacked
NEW YORK—After recently acquiring third baseman Alex Rodriguez, center fielder Curtis Granderson, first baseman Mark Teixeira, and shortstop Derek Jeter, the New York Yankees ...
Buck Showalter Terrified To Walk Alone To Mound At Night
BALTIMORE—Calling it “a bad part of the field, plain and simple,” Baltimore Orioles manager Buck Showalter told reporters Tuesday that he is terrified of ...
Dusty Baker Accidentally Leaves Aroldis Chapman Warming Up In Bullpen Overnight
Dusty Baker Accidentally Leaves Aroldis Chapman Warming Up In Bullpen Overnight
Pitcher New To National League Still Learning How To Bunt Without Sticking Face Right Into Path Of Ball
Pitcher New To National League Still Learning How To Bunt Without Sticking Face Right Into Path Of Ball
Tim McCarver Delivers Incoherent, Unintelligible Retirement Announcement
SARASOTA, FL—After more than 30 years in the broadcast booth, Fox Sports MLB commentator Tim McCarver announced his retirement last week in an incoherent ...
Kyle Singler Keeps Pistons Playoff Hopes Alive With Power Of Imagination
Kyle Singler Keeps Pistons Playoff Hopes Alive With Power Of Imagination
Vernon Wells Unsure How He'll Fit In With Aging, Overpaid Yankees
NEW YORK—Following his blockbuster move from the Los Angeles Angels, outfielder Vernon Wells admitted Thursday that he is apprehensive about fitting in with his ...
Best MLB Stadiums
With opening day rapidly approaching, Onion Sports provides a helpful guide to the greatest ballparks in Major League Baseball.
