Kevin Youkilis Takes Out Full-Page Ad In 'Juggs' To Thank All The Trim In Boston
BOSTON—Former Red Sox infielder Kevin Youkilis took out a full-page advertisement in Juggs on Monday thanking "all the trim in Boston" for being "the ...
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Andrew McCutchen
With a .362 average, 60 RBIs, and 18 home runs, Pirates outfielder Andrew McCutchen is already being mentioned in MVP discussions.
David Ortiz Asks Kansas City Grounds Crew To Turn Off Stadium Lights So Teams Can See All The Stars
KANSAS CITY—After the seventh-inning stretch of Tuesday night's MLB All-Star game, Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz spoke to several members of ...
Dodgers Grounds Crew Places Tarp Over Unsightly Crowd
LOS ANGELES—The Los Angeles Dodgers were forced to stop play Sunday against the Chicago White Sox to allow the grounds crew to come out ...
Fussy J.J. Hardy Refuses To Stand On Nonorganic Dirt
ATLANTA—Fussy Orioles shortstop J.J. Hardy defiantly refused to stand on the nonorganic dirt in Turner Field Friday, complaining to coaches and teammates that ...
Bud Selig
Major League Baseball's ninth commissioner has presided over the sport's steroid era, gimmicky All-Star games, the introduction of interleague play, an all-out strike ...
Report: Baseball Favorite Sport Of Many Detroit Tigers Players
DETROIT—Though their differing ages, nationalities, and backgrounds would suggest a greater divergence of opinions on the world of athletics, most Detroit Tigers players say ...
David Ortiz Two Hours Late Getting Back To First After Pitcher Throws Over
David Ortiz Two Hours Late Getting Back To First After Pitcher Throws Over
Dad Insists Perfect Games Were Better When He Was Young
Dad Insists Perfect Games Were Better When He Was Young
Manny Teaches Minor-League Teammates About God's Son Who Was Nailed To Two Crossed Bats
SACRAMENTO, CA—Speaking reverently as he shared his newfound religious faith, Sacramento River Cats designated hitter Manny Ramirez reportedly taught his triple-A teammates Monday about ...
Matt Cain Inadvertently Makes Houston Astros Part Of Baseball History
Matt Cain Inadvertently Makes Houston Astros Part Of Baseball History
Tired Twins Ask If They Can Stop Swinging Bat All The Way Around
MINNEAPOLIS—Exhausted from months of trying, to little avail, to hit the ball, the last-place Minnesota Twins gathered around manager Ron Gardenhire in the clubhouse ...
MLB Reminds National League To Get Vaccinated Against DH Before Interleague Play Starts Again
MLB Reminds National League To Get Vaccinated Against DH Before Interleague Play Starts Again
Dangerous Mutated Strain Of Fernandomania Discovered In Rural China
SICHUAN PROVINCE, CHINA—According to reports from world health officials, farmers across a rural district of China are contracting what is believed to be a ...
MLB Unsure Why It Ever Agreed To Hold League-Wide 'Teeny Tiny Boy Shorts Day'
NEW YORK—Major League Baseball released a statement Tuesday admitting that nobody in its offices was quite sure why the organization agreed to allow all ...
Orioles: We Have Enough Talent To Win 5 More Games This Season
BALTIMORE—Despite well over a decade of futility before their hot start this season, the Baltimore Orioles, currently tied for first in the AL East ...
Stephen Strasburg Tears Everything
Stephen Strasburg Tears Everything
Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
Carlos Beltran First Player To Homer From Three Sides Of The Plate
