Music
There Are People In World Who Are Concerned About Current State Of Hip-Hop
NEW YORK—A report published Friday by a team of sociologists has confirmed there are apparently people living in the world today who are deeply ...
Local Band Expects Things To Take Off Following Glowing Write-Up In soundandfury.wordpress.com
EUGENE, OR—The members of local rock band Desert Ashes expect their careers to really take off following a rave write-up in music blog soundandfury ...
Ad For Drummer Personally Attacks Old Drummer
WENATCHEE, WA—While announcing the group’s search for a new drummer, an ad posted in a music shop Wednesday by local post-hardcore band Machu ...
Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
WASHINGTON—While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the ...
Report: Saxophone Still An Okay Vehicle For Self-Expression
While declaring that the musical instrument was by no means ideally suited to the task, a report released by the National Endowment for the Arts ...
Man Who Bought 34th Anniversary Reissue Of Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' Feeling Like Real Idiot After Passing Display For 35th Anniversary Edition
ENID, OK—Longtime Fleetwood Mac fan Michael Gastin reportedly felt like a complete moron this week after walking by a retail display for the 35th ...
Santana And Rob Thomas' 'Smooth' Sweeps Grammy Awards For 13th Year In A Row
The unstoppable mega-hit 'Smooth' by Santana featuring Rob Thomas continued its unstoppable Grammy streak, picking up awards in every major category.
Song Crafted In The Deepest Pit Of Hell Wins Big At Grammys
LOS ANGELES—A song forged by the Ruler of Darkness himself in the blackest bowels of the accursed underworld proved to be the big winner ...
Nation Would Not Be Surprised At This Point If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank
LOS ANGELES—Following reports of singer Chris Brown's recent involvement in a vicious brawl over a parking space, Americans admitted Monday they would not ...
Guitar Music Fad Runs Course
CLEVELAND—Nearly six decades after electric-guitar-based rock and roll began its dominance of mainstream popular music, the fad has finally run its course, a group ...
Ahmadinejad Kind Of Getting Back Into Old R.E.M. Again
TEHRAN—Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told reporters Thursday he was kind of getting back into old R.E.M.
Bluegrass Band Gets Under Porch Again
Bluegrass Band Gets Under Porch Again
Euro Crisis Hits Rock
Some rock bands, including the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Metallica, have changed the dates of their tours to ensure payment in the event the ...
Brooke Alvarez Must Decide Between "Watch The Throne" And "Carter IV"
It's a decision plaguing every American: Jay Z's "Watch the Throne" or Lil Wayne's "Carter IV", but Brooke Alvarez clearly has a ...
Bruce Springsteen Releases New Sci-Fi Concept Album About Struggles Of Poor Miners Working On Mars
RUMSON, NJ—After more than a year of writing and recording, Bruce Springsteen released his 18th studio album Tuesday, a concept record titled Red Dust ...

















