Music
Christopher Cross Finally Reaches Mexican Border
NOGALES, MEXICO—After nearly 20 years on the run, Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Christopher Cross finally reached the Mexican border Monday. "I had such a long way ...
Report: Many Rappers May Suffer From Unrealistically High Self-Images
WASHINGTON, DC–According to an American Psychological Association report released Tuesday, a large percentage of U.S. rappers may suffer from unrealistically high self-images, placing ...
Blues Singer's Woman Permitted To Tell Her Side
CLARKSDALE, MS–Ida Mae Dobbs, longtime woman of Willie "Skipbone" Jackson, called a press conference Tuesday to respond to charges levied against her by the ...
Lilith Fair Performers, Attendees Achieve Largest-Ever Synchronized Ovulation
SALT LAKE CITY, UT–In what is believed to be the largest group ovulation in history, more than 20,000 Lilith Fair performers and attendees ...
Woodland Pals Hold Impromptu Oompah-Band Jamboree
THE WOODSAn estimated 15 woodland animals gathered for an improvised oompah-band jamboree Monday.
Mix Tape Expresses Subtleties Of Long-Term Relationship
AMHERST, MAA mix tape made by Mandy Honig for boyfriend Jeff Kent in honor of the couple's one-year anniversary expresses the many subtleties ...
Clinton Threatens To Drop Da Bomb On Iraq
CHOCOLATE CITY—In an address before an emergency session of Parliament Monday, George Clinton said he is prepared to drop Da Bomb on Iraq if ...
Nation's Rappers Down To Last Two Samples
LOS ANGELES—In an announcement that has caused grave concern within the nation's hip-hop community, the American Society of Composers, Authors, and Publishers (ASCAP ...
Chinese Rockers Hold Benefit For Oppression
BEIJING—A group of Chinese rock bands collectively known as Artists For Oppression held a benefit concert in Beijing's Tiananmen Square Saturday to raise ...
'85 Chicago Bears Return To Studio:
CHICAGO—The Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew will soon begin work on their long-awaited follow-up single.
Bluesman Announces 12-Bar Delay In Bringing It On Home
CHICAGO—Area bluesman Willie "Skipbone" Johnson announced plans late Saturday to extend his rendition of the Robert Johnson standard "Dust My Broom" by an additional ...
Christian Rockers Deny Kicking Ass
ANAHEIM, CA—Controversy has erupted throughout the Christian Contemporary music scene in the wake of last Friday's allegations that the Anaheim-area Christian rock trio ...
ZZ Top Grants Clinton Keys To Magic Hot Rod
WASHINGTON, DC—President Clinton's approval rating skyrocketed Monday with his acquisition of the keys to the Eliminator hot rod.
Kiss Army Rocked By Allegations Of Propriety
DETROIT ROCK CITY—The Kiss Army, long respected for its traditions of disobedience, insubordination and guitar-fueled mayhem, is the subject of a federal investigation following ...
U.S. Techno-Industrial Base Eroding Due To Foreign Competition
WASHINGTON, DC—With first-quarter Club Rotation Index figures the lowest in seven years, and imports outselling domestic 12-inches more than two-to-one, economic observers throughout the ...
Clinton Grants Hot 101.5 FM Most-Favored Station Status
WASHINGTON, DC—With station manager Kathy Adamle and several top DJs looking on, President Clinton signed into law Monday a measure granting radio station WXJK ...
Yes Lyrics To Be Added To New Testament
VATICAN CITY—In the new YesScriptures, Christ's rejection of the Lord Of Lies is followed by a 16-minute keyboard solo by Rick Wakeman.





















