Natural disasters
Adult-Entertainment Industry Donates $100,000 In Charity Sex To Hurricane Victims
VAN NUYS, CA—Citing the need for a "nationwide outpouring of love," the American Adult Entertainment Foundation announced Monday that it will...
Delta Blues Poised For Biggest Revival Since 1915
NEW ORLEANS—Blues historians report that Delta blues, an early blues form that arose in the Mississippi Delta region, is poised for its biggest...
Reporters Comb New Orleans For Heartwarming Story
NEW ORLEANS—Journalists and TV-news crews continued to comb the wreckage of New Orleans for a heartwarming story last week. "We thought we found...
Bush Braces As Cindy Sheehan's Other Son Drowns In New Orleans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dynamic, well-liked Tyler Sheehan was found dead in the floodwaters, much to President Bush’s horror.
Katrina Reporters "Lost It"
American viewers witnessed reporters becoming unusually emotional on camera while reporting on Hurricane Katrina, raising questions about appropriate...
Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth
HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased...
New Orleans Pets
According to reports, many people in New Orleans are reluctant to evacuate because they don't want to leave their pets. What do you think?
New Strain Of Jet Lag Devastates Airline Industry
ATLANTA—The embattled airline industry is in the midst of a new crisis: a powerful strain of jet lag resistant to regular remedies like catnaps.
