NFL Football
Tony Romo Practicing For First Time Since Surgery To Remove Ovarian Cyst
OXNARD, CA—According to sources inside the Dallas Cowboys training staff, quarterback Tony Romo returned to the practice field Thursday for the first time since ...
Doctors Clear RGIII’s Knee For Light Tearing
RICHMOND, VA—Calling it an encouraging sign for the 23-year-old, Redskins team doctors have reportedly cleared quarterback Robert Griffin III’s knee to resume light ...
Jason Garrett Despondent After Finding Bill Cowher’s Resume In Cowboys Office Printer
Jason Garrett Despondent After Finding Bill Cowher’s Resume In Cowboys Office Printer
Pro Football Hall Of Fame Removes Aaron Hernandez’s Gun
CANTON, OH—Following dozens of visitor complaints, officials at the Pro Football Hall of Fame announced Thursday that they have elected to take down an ...
Belichick To Tebow: ‘I’m Your Lord And Savior Now’
BOSTON—Warning that he was a dark and vengeful God, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly pulled aside Tim Tebow at the team ...
Ryan Tannehill Confident Dolphins Can Win A Wide-Ranging Number Of Games Next Season
MIAMI—Second-year quarterback Ryan Tannehill expressed his confidence in the Dolphins after minicamp Tuesday, claiming that he believes this team could win almost any number ...
Tim Tebow’s Former Teammate Charged With Murder
FRAMINGHAM, MA—Adding yet another wrinkle to the football player and media sensation’s eventful offseason, authorities confirmed today that a former teammate of New ...
Bengals Fan Confident This The Wake-Up Call Pacman Jones Needed
CINCINNATI—On the same day cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones pleaded not guilty to assault charges after being accused of striking a woman outside of a ...
Patriots To Finally Get Some Media Attention With Tebow Signing
FOXBOROUGH, MA—Following news that free agent quarterback Tim Tebow was acquired by the New England Patriots, sources close to the organization told reporters Tuesday ...
Michael Vick Confident He’s Still NFL’s Fastest Convicted Felon
Michael Vick Confident He’s Still NFL’s Fastest Convicted Felon
Adrian Peterson’s Boyfriend Can Take A Hint
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson publicly asserting his firm opposition to gay marriage, the reigning MVP’s longtime boyfriend Scott Oakes ...
Brian Urlacher Retires With Plenty Of Injuries Left In The Tank
CHICAGO—Iconic Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher officially announced his retirement from the NFL Wednesday, despite acknowledging that he still had “a lot of injuries ...
Calvin Johnson Says He Played 2012 Season With Broken Heart
DETROIT—Months following his record-setting 2012 campaign, Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson shocked football fans Wednesday, revealing that he played much of last season with ...
Cleveland Browns Gearing Up To Punt Ball Down Opponents’ Throats
CLEVELAND—Claiming they want to impose their will against the competition, Cleveland Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski announced Friday that the team is gearing up ...

















