Chip Kelly Having Difficulty Adjusting To Eagles' Shitty Roster

Pete Carroll Thankful NFL Didn't Catch Rest Of Seahawks Using PEDs

Pete Carroll Thankful NFL Didn't Catch Rest Of Seahawks Using PEDs

CHICAGO—Iconic Bears middle linebacker Brian Urlacher officially announced his retirement from the NFL Wednesday, despite acknowledging that he still had “a lot of injuries ...

DETROIT—Months following his record-setting 2012 campaign, Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson shocked football fans Wednesday, revealing that he played much of last season with ...

CLEVELAND—Claiming they want to impose their will against the competition, Cleveland Browns head coach Rob Chudzinski announced Friday that the team is gearing up ...

Andy Reid Questions Toughness Of Steak

NEW YORK—Forbes magazine named recently cut New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow as the world’s most influential former athlete Thursday, stating that ...

Bears Sign Friendly Wide Receiver To Compliment Brandon Marshall

MINNEAPOLIS—Following his release from the Minnesota Vikings earlier this week, punter Chris Kluwe reportedly responded Tuesday by composing a fiery editorial in which he ...

Onion Sports gazes into its crystal ball to examine the fate of recently cut Jets quarterback Tim Tebow. 

GAINESVILLE, FL—After being waived by the New York Jets and so far receiving no offers from other NFL teams, former Florida Gators quarterback Tim ...

Ahmad Bradshaw Medically Cleared For Next Injury

NEW YORK—Following his release from the New York Jets, NFL quarterback Tim Tebow told reporters Monday that at a moment of distress and confusion ...

ESPN Ticker Now Counting Down To 2014 Draft

Jim, John Harbaugh Awkwardly Run Into Each Other For First Time Since Super Bowl

Foreign policy primer: Besides the US, there are 6 countries in the world. They are Israel, Iran, China, Libya, Syria and Afghanistan. — Onion Politics (@OnionPolitics ...

NEW YORK—After several minutes of intense negotiations, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid agreed to trade the team’s No.

Onion Sports thoroughly examines the major needs of some NFL teams heading into the 2013 NFL Draft