NEW YORK—Moments before launching into a long diatribe about the 2013 NFL Draft’s top defensive backs, Sports Illustrated writer Peter King’s wife ...

Conventional draft wisdom says to take the best player available, but sometimes a team needs something different.

TOWSON, MD—Kim Kiper proudly displayed her husband’s 2013 NFL mock draft on the refrigerator door Wednesday, claiming that the 52-year-old football analyst worked ...

Ravens Impressed By Rolando McClain's Effort While Resisting Arrest

DENVER—In a stunning revelation Friday that sent shockwaves through the NFL, Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning announced during an emotional press conference that he is ...

Bill Belichick Leaning Towards Using Rob Gronkowski For Soup Stock

Tom Brady Cuts Danny Amendola's Hair To Look Just Like Wes Welker's

RALEIGH, NC—Local homophobic man Trent Wesley, 43, announced Friday that any gay players currently on NFL rosters must be completely unknown special teams guys ...

NEW YORK—With the increasing likelihood that an active NFL player will announce his homosexuality before the start of the 2012-2013 NFL season, players across ...

IRVING, TX—In an effort to prevent the multiple championship–viewing player from reaching free agency, the Dallas Cowboys announced this week that the team ...

Kevin Kolb Announces Road To Drafting Quarterback In First Round Goes Through Buffalo

OAKLAND, CA—Claiming that there are plenty of dumb-as-fuck NFL franchises, Raiders general manager Reggie McKenzie reportedly expressed confidence Wednesday that some dipshit team would ...

Pittsburgh Murder Rate Drastically Lower Since Steelers Released James Harrison

Fans Of Backup Tight Ends Eagerly Monitor Second Week Of NFL Free Agent Signings

SHEBOYGAN, WI—Lifelong Packers fan and 33-year-old Sheboygan bartender Peter Cooke told reporters Sunday that his nine-month-old Packers fan blog—which just received its 1 ...

Peyton Manning Casually Mentions He Hasn’t Had Feeling In Neck Since Week 3 Of Last Season

Vikings Trade Unhappy Receiver For Disappointed First Round Draft Pick

Ravens Finalize 6-Year, $120 Million Deal For Super Bowl XLVII

INDIANAPOLIS—With the 2013 NFL Scouting Combine drawing to a close, linebacker Manti Te’o confirmed Tuesday that he had managed to scrape together enough ...