Broncos' Manning Strategy Session Mostly Just Fantasizing About Accidents That Could Happen To Tim Tebow
Broncos' Manning Strategy Session Mostly Just Fantasizing About Accidents That Could Happen To Tim Tebow
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Notable NFL Free Agents
The 2012 NFL schedule has begun with a frantic flurry of free-agent signings, and Onion Sports runs down the best players available.
Details Of The NFL Bounty Scandal
The NFL’s bounty investigation has triggered one of the biggest scandals in league history, and it’s no simple matter.
Players Drink Soda, Wear Sneakers, Drive Trucks On Grueling Day One Of NFL Endorsement Combine
INDIANAPOLIS—The first day of the NFL's endorsement combine ended Friday with draftees performing for marketing scouts in workouts that included shoe-posing, pizza-enjoying, and ...
Bucs To Talk With Marty Schottenheimer About How Lousy He Would Be
TAMPA BAY, FL—The search for a new Buccaneers head coach has continued in Tampa Bay, where last week team management flew in Marty Schottenheimer ...
Report: New Orleans Saints Have Run Same Offensive Play Over And Over Since Week 6
Report: New Orleans Saints Have Run Same Offensive Play Over And Over Since Week 6
Ndamukong Suh Fined $75,000, Just To Wrap Things Up
NEW YORK—In what it is calling "the only fitting way" to end a season marked by continual unsportsmanlike conduct and accompanying disciplinary action, the ...
Busy Referee Regrets Not Finding Time To Throw Flag Around With Son
TAMPA, FL—NFL referee Bob Turner wishes he could find more time to be at home throwing a flag around with his 8-year-old son, the ...
Most Surprising Training Camp Cuts
Last Saturday saw NFL teams making final cuts to get down to 53-man rosters, and some unexpected names had to hand in their playbooks.
NFL To Fine Fans For Excessive Celebrations
NEW YORK—In a controversial decision to crack down on gaudy displays of jubilation, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced plans Wednesday to fine fans thousands ...
Terrelle Pryor
The Raiders acquired the controversy-ridden Ohio State quarterback in the NFL supplementary draft. Is he any good?
NFL Fans Looking Forward To Season Of Touchbacks
NEW YORK—The National Football League's decision to move kickoffs to the 35 yard line has football fans across the nation anticipating a 2011 ...
Insane Moron Draws Conclusion From NFL Preseason Game
BRISTOL, CT—Basing his argument on an entirely meaningless preseason game between the Chicago Bears and the New York Giants, a deranged idiot came to ...
Report: No One Over 13 Wants To Play QB For Redskins
ASHBURN, VA—Though the Washington Redskins are currently attempting to decide on their starting quarterback, no person older than the age of 13 has shown ...
Deion Sanders
Deion Sanders, the epitome of the two-sport athlete, the archetypal shutdown corner, and the prototype for today's self-promoting superstars, was inducted into the NFL ...
Randy Moss
Flamboyant, outspoken receiver Randy Moss has retired after 13 NFL seasons, some brilliant, some bad, none boring. Was he any good?
Breaking Down The New NFL Labor Agreement
The lockout has ended, and NFL players are finally in training camp under a new deal with the league. We look at exactly what the ...
NFL Players, Owners Warn Lockout May Be Over In Time For Exhibition Games
NEW YORK—With a principle agreement in their grasp and only rookie minimums remaining as a substantial stumbling block, representatives for both NFL owners and ...
Report: NFL Players Look Weird In Suits
WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the Professional Association of Custom Clothiers, NFL players, especially offensive linemen, generally look really weird in suits.
