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America Should Deregulate Domestic Oil Drilling, Reports Foundation For Releasing Policy Papers Stating America Should Deregulate Domestic Oil Drilling

ISSUE 48•13 | 03.28.12 | Newswire

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BP Ready To Resume Oil Spilling

ISSUE 47•16 | 04.20.11 | News in Brief

LONDON—A year after the tragic explosion and oil spill that caused petroleum giant BP to cease operations in the Gulf of Mexico, the company announced Wednesday that it was once again ready to begin oil spilling. more»
BP Opens Multi-Floor, 1,000-Pump Flagship Gas Station In Times Square

ISSUE 44•14 | 04.05.08 | News in Brief

NEW YORK—Tourists and gas-lovers from around the nation flocked to New York City Saturday for the grand opening of the five-story,... more»
In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

ISSUE 43•39 | 09.27.07 | In The Know

Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger. more»
Nation's Wood Nymphs Unveil Plan To Reduce Dependance On Foreign Dew Drops

ISSUE 43•21 | 05.22.07 | Radio News
Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife

ISSUE 44•27 ISSUE 42•41 | 10.11.06 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—The president reminded Congress Tuesday of the estimated 9.3 billion barrels of drillable bear, elk, and musk ox "right here on American soil." more»
New Oil Field Discovered

ISSUE 42•36 | 09.11.06 | American Voices

The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you think? more»
Rising Oil Prices

ISSUE 42•33 | 08.16.06 | Infographic

Oil prices climbed to over $77 a barrel following BP’s announcement that it would shut down its Prudhoe Bay oil field. Here are the other factors... more»
Oil Executives March On D.C.

ISSUE 42•20 | 05.17.06 | News

The hundreds of executives, majority share-holders, and oil barons say they've been shut out too long. more»
March 25, 1989

ISSUE 42•12 | 03.20.06 | History

Bush Decries Exxon Valdez Spillage of 'Precious, Precious Oil' more»
Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts

ISSUE 42•01 | 01.09.06 | American Voices

Under an agreement with Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, the poor in Massachusetts will receive cheap heating oil this winter. What do you... more»
Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts

ISSUE 41•47 | 11.29.05 | American Voices

Under an agreement with Venezuela President Hugo Chavez, the poor in Massachusetts will receive cheap heating oil this winter. What do you... more»
Record Oil Prices, Record Oil Profits

ISSUE 41•44 | 11.04.05 | American Voices

In the face of record-high oil prices, oil companies made a record $35 billion in profits in the last financial quarter. What do you think? more»
Causes For Gas-Price Increase

ISSUE 41•37 | 09.14.05 | Statshot
Strategic Oil Reserves

ISSUE 41•36 | 09.12.05 | American Voices

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush is tapping the strategic oil reserve to help petroleum refiners. What do you think? more»
Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 41•32 | 08.10.05 | News

WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush unveiled an aggressive initiative Monday that would make the U.S. free of petroleum dependence by the year 4920, less than three millennia from now. more»
New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac

ISSUE 41•23 | 06.08.05 | News

BOSTON—Some kind of raving psychopath apparently gnawed through his restraints and burrowed out of the Massachusetts Center For The Criminally Insane to design the invoice for the Keystone Gas Company, 36-year-old Michael Beasley reported Monday. more»
Rising Oil Prices

ISSUE 41•14 | 04.06.05 | Infographic

Oil prices have reached an all-time high. How are increasing costs affecting daily live in America? more»
New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070

ISSUE 40•24 | 06.16.04 | News in Brief

DETROIT—Ford announced a Sept. 3 rollout date for its new Ford Foresight, a hydrogen-powered SUV that, if it reaches sales projections, will deplete the earth's supply of hydrogen by 2070. "America has asked for a car that does not use fossil fuels, and we've delivered," Ford CEO William Ford Jr. said Monday. "With an engine nearly 20 times as powerful as that of our gas-burning SUV, the 11-ton Foresight will be unaffected by the price-gouging whims of OPEC, as it uses water electrolysis to gather fuel from the oceans and the fresh mountain air." Ford acknowledged that, when hydrogen supplies are depleted, the usefulness of the Foresight, as well as life on earth as we know it, will end. more»
Oil Prices Soar Like Noble Eagle

ISSUE 43•12 ISSUE 40•23 | 06.09.04 | News in Photos

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Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil

ISSUE 39•15 | 04.23.03 | News in Brief

KAMPALA, UGANDA—A day after having his hands amputated by soldiers backing President Yoweri Museveni's brutal regime, Ugandan political prisoner Otobo Ankole expressed regret Monday over Uganda's lack of oil reserves. "I dream of the U.S. one day fighting for the liberation of the oppressed Ugandan people," said Ankole as he nursed his bloody stumps. "But, alas, our number-one natural resource is sugar cane." Ankole, whose wife, parents, and five children were among the 4,000 slaughtered in Uganda's ethnic killings of 2002, then bowed his head and said a prayer for petroleum. more»
Drilling For Oil In Alaska

ISSUE 38•14 | 04.17.02 | American Voices

Seeking to decrease U.S. dependence on Iraqi oil, Senate Republicans want to open Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for drilling. What do you think? more»
Report: U.S. Must Reduce Dependence On Foreign Turmoil

ISSUE 37•46 | 12.19.01 | News in Brief

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a Cato Institute report released Monday, the U.S. has become overly dependent on foreign turmoil for its conversations and media coverage. "The American people consume as many as 60 million barrels of crude speculation every day, using it for everything from driving discussions to heating up political debates," the report stated. "Unless we can dredge up domestic sources of turmoil, we may end up utterly dependent on the Middle East for conversational fuel." more»
Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks

ISSUE 44•27 ISSUE 37•24 | 07.18.01 | News

WASHINGTON, DC–Vowing to "restore the pristine splendor of America's natural treasures," President Bush Monday unveiled "Project: National Parks Clean-Up," an ambitious program to remove all toxic petrochemical deposits from national parks by 2004. more»
After Careful Consideration, Bush Recommends Oil Drilling

ISSUE 37•17 | 05.09.01 | News in Photos
Discovery Of Oil Turns Peru Into Bunch Of Assholes

ISSUE 36•37 | 10.18.00 | News

LIMA—Since finding oil, Peru has gone on a wild spending spree and petitioned to have its motto changed to "One Nation, Living The Sweet Life." more»
Unnamed New Gas Station Struggling To Find 'Stop 'N Go' Variant

ISSUE 35•33 | 09.15.99 | News in Brief

CHARLESTON, WV—The grand opening of a Charleston-area gas station was put on hold Monday as its owner struggled to find an available "Stop 'N Go" variant for its name. "Already taken are 'Gas 'N Go,' 'Stop 'N Fuel,' 'Pump 'N Pay,' 'Gas 'N Save,' 'Pay 'N Go,' 'Park 'N Pump,' 'Fuel 'N Drive,' 'Stop 'N Gas,' 'Get 'N Go,' 'Fuel 'N Pay,' 'Buy 'N Leave,' 'Fill 'N Flee,' 'Tank 'N Peel,' and 'Pay 'N G'way,'" said owner Marv Stoudt, who noted that he has even exhausted such British variants as "Petrol 'N Depart." "We are trying to find a yet-unused permutation of two words separated by the fanciful abbreviation 'N that conveys some combination of gas, low price, stopping and going," Stoudt said. more»

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America Should Deregulate Domestic Oil Drilling, Reports Foundation For Releasing Policy Papers Stating America Should Deregulate Domestic Oil Drilling

BP Ready To Resume Oil Spilling

BP Opens Multi-Floor, 1,000-Pump Flagship Gas Station In Times Square

In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

Nation's Wood Nymphs Unveil Plan To Reduce Dependance On Foreign Dew Drops

Bush Urges Expanded Drilling Of Alaskan Wildlife

New Oil Field Discovered

Rising Oil Prices

Oil Executives March On D.C.

March 25, 1989

Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts

Venezuela Offers Oil To Poor In Massachusetts

Record Oil Prices, Record Oil Profits

Causes For Gas-Price Increase

Strategic Oil Reserves

Bush Vows To Eliminate U.S. Dependence On Oil By 4920

New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac

Rising Oil Prices

New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World's Hydrogen By 2070

Oil Prices Soar Like Noble Eagle

Tortured Ugandan Political Prisoner Wishes Uganda Had Oil

Drilling For Oil In Alaska

Report: U.S. Must Reduce Dependence On Foreign Turmoil

Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks

After Careful Consideration, Bush Recommends Oil Drilling

Discovery Of Oil Turns Peru Into Bunch Of Assholes

Unnamed New Gas Station Struggling To Find 'Stop 'N Go' Variant

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U.S. Cuts Aid To Pakistan