Last week, The Onion mixed up the dates of the First and Second Punic Wars in the story "Bedford-Area Girl Kidnapped." The Onion regrets the ...
Social networking site Facebook is expected to go public this week and will likely become the largest tech IPO in history.
Beginning with its 2012 subcompact Sonic, Chevrolet will begin providing information on the lifetime environmental impact of its cars.
The discovery of a jawbone in a Siberian cave may indicate the domestication of dogs took place 30,000 years ago, 16,000 years earlier ...
Dear The Onion, In my yard there’s a bird that’s been injured. Should I just go step on it? Greg Romanov, Champaign, IL
A bill introduced by Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shortey would prohibit the use of aborted fetuses in food products.
Dear The Onion, I recently found out about a great new food I’m sure your readers would love to hear about: grapes. Give them ...
According to the IRS, federal, postal, and congressional employees owe $1.03 billion in unpaid taxes.
President Barack Obama delivered his third State of the Union last night. What do you think?
Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) announced on her website this past weekend that she would resign her seat in the House to concentrate on her recovery.
Chef Paula Deen announced this week that she has been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes. What do you think?
The Onion regrets printing an article about the way dentists recommend brushing. They're your teeth; do what you want.
Citing environmental concerns, the Obama administration is rejecting the proposed Canada-to-U.S. oil pipeline, but may reconsider if the builders propose a different route.
A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes.