Corrections May 1, 2010
Wow, all of you were right. Last week's crossword sure was a big mess. The Onion regrets the error.

Delivery Questions

Corrections Apr 17, 2010
Last Tuesday, The Onion misprinted the number to call for delivery questions. The correct number is 1-800-WHINING.

Marilyn Monroe

Corrections Apr 13, 2010
Yesterday's edition of The Onion contained a minor error. But I ask you, would Marilyn Monroe have shone so brightly without her facial mole?