Opinion

'Morning Glory'

Corrections Jan 22, 2011
In last week's Onion, we gave the movie Morning Glory a three-star review, forgetting that we no longer use the star system.

Dr. Mindcontrol

Corrections Jan 19, 2011
Last week we reported that resistance against the evil Dr. Mindcontrol continued worldwide. We don't know where we got such outlandish ideas; such a ...