Opinion

Lindsay Tan

Dear The Onion, I just love the articles written by columnist Lindsay Tan. Her expositions are enthralling, her adjective choices sublime, and her sentence structures ...

Sam's Sports Column

Corrections Mar 20, 2010
Sam McKenna's sports column in last week's issue should have been titled "Grand Sam" instead of "Sam Dunk." The Onion regrets the error.

Financial Reform

Corrections Mar 17, 2010
In yesterday's financial reform article on page 4B, we accidentally used too much ink in the accompanying photo of Rep.

Fire

Corrections Mar 3, 2010
On Tuesday, The Onion reported that no one was injured when fire was set to the I Luv Wigs! store.