People Of Earth: We Come In Search Of Quality Name-Brand Footwear At Reasonable PricesCommentary • ISSUE 39•05 • Feb 12, 2003 By Glaxxor-T'Pra, Diplomatic Envoy of the Zarvoxian Galactic Assembly
I Wish I Were More Like My Online PersonaCommentary • ISSUE 45•01 ISSUE 39•04 • Feb 5, 2003 By Douglas Peltz
Why Must The Media Call My Ritual Killings 'Senseless'?Commentary • ISSUE 39•04 • Feb 5, 2003 By Randolph Lynne, The Grandfather Clock Killer
This Racist Propoganda Practically Writes Itself!Commentary • ISSUE 39•03 • Jan 29, 2003 By Pat Glenn
One Look At My Music Collection Will Show You How Much I Respect WomenCommentary • ISSUE 39•01 • Jan 15, 2003 By Randy Hollins
Oh My God, I Am So Totally Not A Fully Developed PersonCommentary • ISSUE 38•46 • Dec 11, 2002 By Brittany Linder
I Didn't Mean To Lead You On By Fucking YouCommentary • ISSUE 38•46 • Dec 11, 2002 By Len Foster, Jr.
Forget All That I Said About Me Being An AlcoholicCommentary • ISSUE 38•45 • Dec 4, 2002 By Chris Driessen
When I'm Feeling Blue, I Can Always Go To My Undisclosed LocationCommentary • ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 38•43 • Nov 20, 2002 By Dick Cheney
I'll Try Anything With A Detached Air Of SuperiorityCommentary • ISSUE 38•41 • Nov 6, 2002 By Christopher Peavey
Just Wait 'Til I Get These Fucking Rubber Bands OffCommentary • ISSUE 38•41 • Nov 6, 2002 By Freddie The Lobster
Would You Like To Give A Dollar To Prove You Don't Hate Crippled Kids?Commentary • ISSUE 38•40 • Oct 30, 2002 By Bill Renter
My Novel Addresses Universal Themes Of Humanity And Has FuckingCommentary • ISSUE 38•39 • Oct 23, 2002 By Steve Sloate
You're Not One Of Those Couples Who Secretly Videotape Their Nanny, Are You?Commentary • ISSUE 38•38 • Oct 16, 2002 By Helen Parrish
Take Advantage Of Our Two-For-One Scott Tissue Special, For One Day We Will DieCommentary • ISSUE 38•37 • Oct 9, 2002 By Len Comello, Food King Manager
I Am The 'Top Gun' Of Commercial Airline PilotsCommentary • ISSUE 38•36 • Oct 2, 2002 By Capt. Ron "Mongoose" Haller, American Airlines
Mock Me If You Will, But This Huge Cock Has Gotten Me Out Of Some Tough ScrapesCommentary • ISSUE 38•35 • Sep 26, 2002 By Dean Alarie
I'm Not Proud Of Some Of The Things I've DoneCommentary • ISSUE 38•34 • Sep 18, 2002 By Tuffy, Excerpted From <i>The Confessions Of St. Tuffy</i>
You Call That Groveling?Commentary • ISSUE 38•33 • Sep 11, 2002 By Allen Haslett, CEO, B&T <br>Appliances
