Ask A High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required ReadingAdvice • ISSUE 37•41 • Nov 14, 2001 Randy Friel is a high-school student whose syndicated advice column, Ask A High-School Student Who Didn't Do The Required Reading, appears in more than ...
If I Don't Get My Medium-Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next 10 Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already WonCommentary • ISSUE 37•40 • Nov 7, 2001 By Bernard Kloss
Hang In There! You Live In The Richest Nation In The World!Commentary • ISSUE 37•39 • Oct 31, 2001 By Darcy Wyatt
This Marriage-Counseling Scam Is A Real MoneymakerCommentary • ISSUE 37•39 • Oct 31, 2001 By L. Phillip Udall
I Insist You Borrow This Terrible Book And Tell Me How Much You Liked ItCommentary • ISSUE 37•35 • Oct 3, 2001 By Jim Thrum
That Sucker Jesus Has Forgiven Me For Some Pretty Bad SinsCommentary • ISSUE 37•32 • Sep 12, 2001 By Clint Hoekstra
Don't Run Away, I'm Not The Flesh-Eating Kind Of ZombieCommentary • ISSUE 37•31 • Sep 5, 2001 By Solomon Grocks, Non-Flesh-Eating Zombie
Mary-Kate Olsen Is Dragging Ashley DownCommentary • ISSUE 37•29 • Aug 22, 2001 By Kathie Kelleher, Television Viewer
I Wish I Were Happy Like The People In The Electronics-Store FlyerCommentary • ISSUE 37•29 • Aug 22, 2001 By Thelma Warner
I've Never Been So Accurately Insulted In All My LifeCommentary • ISSUE 37•28 • Aug 15, 2001 By Leon Denkinger
I Could Write A Better Rubaiyat Than That Khayyam DipshitCommentary • ISSUE 37•26 • Aug 1, 2001 By Gord Hunsacker
I Am The Anonymous Hero Who Donated All Those Old Legwarmers To GoodwillCommentary • ISSUE 37•24 • Jul 18, 2001 By Marjorie Reidel