Corrections Nov 14, 2009
Yesterday we incorrectly printed the date Thursday, Nov. 12, instead of Friday, Nov. 13. The Onion apologizes to those who thought they were getting a ...


Corrections Oct 31, 2009
In all previous issues, we mistakenly described The Onion as a newspaper, rather than as the lifestyle platform it clearly is.


Corrections Oct 28, 2009
A sequence of characters in last week's Onion evidently marked the first-ever print appearance of the One True Name of God Almighty.


Corrections Oct 17, 2009
The Onion apologizes for the content of yesterday's Lockhorns comic panel. We respect the institution of marriage, and condemn any attempt to disgrace it ...