The final period from the final sentence from the final story in the last issue was missing. Here it is now: .
The Onion regrets that last week's report on the challenges facing British prime minister Gordon Brown neglected to include dandruff.
Over the last few months, The Onion has received complaints about "fancy words" in the paper that our readership couldn't understand.
Last Friday's "Uncorked" feature should have stated that the 2005 Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages pairs perfectly with roast duck in plum sauce, not fig-braised lamb ...
Last week, The Onion reported on a plot to poison the nation's water supply, a story that turned out to be false.