'Morning Glory'

Corrections Jan 22, 2011
In last week's Onion, we gave the movie Morning Glory a three-star review, forgetting that we no longer use the star system.

Dr. Mindcontrol

Corrections Jan 19, 2011
Last week we reported that resistance against the evil Dr. Mindcontrol continued worldwide. We don't know where we got such outlandish ideas; such a ...


Corrections Jan 8, 2011
The Onion used the phrase "comprised of" instead of "comprising" on Tuesday. The Onion would like to apologize to the President of the Correct Use ...