Corrections Dec 11, 2010
In last week's traffic forecast we predicted there would be a collision at the intersection of Tary and Pontson.

Number Error

Corrections Dec 8, 2010
The number at the top of this page should be 12, not the number indicated. The Onion regrets the error.

Women & Beer

Corrections Nov 27, 2010
In last week's Women & Beer cartoon, it was suggested that you cannot live with them and cannot live without them.

Biden On Heidi Klum

Corrections Nov 24, 2010
A recent article misstated Joe Biden's position on Heidi Klum. The vice president called Ms. Klum "überfuckable." Sarah Palin was the "sober five, drunk ...