The Onion recently misquoted Aristophanes. Like any of you would have known but for our unflagging commitment to honesty.
In last Sunday's editorial about race, The Onion should not have avoided any real discussion about race.
A report published last week stated that God could not create a rock so big that he himself could not lift it.
Our article about fall fashions published yesterday and written by Jerry Tan, Steven Heitz, Jessi Banks, Sara Moore, Jennifer Adler, Stephanie Fields, Matthew Gobson, Fran ...