Opinion

Saltine

Corrections Sep 19, 2009
There are 13 holes in every saltine cracker, not 15. The Onion regrets the error.

Niece

Corrections Sep 16, 2009
The Onion recently ran photos of a staff member's 18-month-old niece. We regret there aren't more pictures of that adorable child.

Forgot

Corrections Sep 5, 2009
The Onion forgot to capitalize "South American" in a story about South American mangoes last week.

Iron Man

Corrections Sep 2, 2009
Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue No.

Misquote

Corrections Aug 22, 2009
The Onion recently misquoted Aristophanes. Like any of you would have known but for our unflagging commitment to honesty.

Race

Corrections Aug 19, 2009
In last Sunday's editorial about race, The Onion should not have avoided any real discussion about race.