Opinion

Report

Corrections Aug 8, 2009
A report published last week stated that God could not create a rock so big that he himself could not lift it.

Neglected

Corrections Aug 5, 2009
Our article about fall fashions published yesterday and written by Jerry Tan, Steven Heitz, Jessi Banks, Sara Moore, Jennifer Adler, Stephanie Fields, Matthew Gobson, Fran ...

Onion Corrections

Corrections Jul 23, 2009
Over the history of this institution, The Onion has published many stories that were, in retrospect, wildly inaccurate.