Onion Corrections

Corrections Jul 23, 2009
Over the history of this institution, The Onion has published many stories that were, in retrospect, wildly inaccurate.

Final Line

Corrections Jul 8, 2009
In last week's paper, The Onion accidentally omitted the final line of Gabe Blanchard's second-place entry in the 2009 Eighth-Grade Essay Contest.