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Investigators at the Centers for Disease Control have identified a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the effects of most antibiotics.
As the economy continues to falter, militias and hate groups are on the rise in the American Northwest.
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After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday.
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Our coverage of the president's recent speech at the State Department failed to mention Barack Hussein Obama's full name.