Corrections May 29, 2010
The teacher quoted in yesterday's article on homeschooling is named Susan Leventhal, not Sharon Leventhal, as was printed.

Price Of Last Week's Issue

Corrections May 26, 2010
The price of last week's issue of The Onion was mistakenly printed too low. If you purchased that issue, please mail in an additional ...


Letters To The Editor May 22, 2010
Dear The Onion, Rabbits keep getting at my Bibb lettuce. Can you print some big pictures of guns that I can put around the garden ...

Onion Chess Column

Corrections May 15, 2010
Last week's Onion Chess column, "Checkmate In 6 Moves," totally missed the black knight on C5, rendering the entire attack a catastrophic blunder.


Corrections May 11, 2010
After receiving fewer e-mail complaints than usual, it occurred to us that we have failed to incorporate the word "moist" into any of our recent ...