Opinion

Prime Minister

Corrections May 30, 2009
The Onion regrets that last week's report on the challenges facing British prime minister Gordon Brown neglected to include dandruff.

Fancy Words

Corrections May 27, 2009
Over the last few months, The Onion has received complaints about "fancy words" in the paper that our readership couldn't understand.

Uncorked

Corrections May 13, 2009
Last Friday's "Uncorked" feature should have stated that the 2005 Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages pairs perfectly with roast duck in plum sauce, not fig-braised lamb ...

Water Supply

Corrections Apr 29, 2009
Last week, The Onion reported on a plot to poison the nation's water supply, a story that turned out to be false.