I Believe The Robots Are Our FutureCommentary • ISSUE 35•22 • Jun 9, 1999 By Helen Virginia Leidermeyer
Louis Lapham Went Way Over The Line This TimeCommentary • ISSUE 35•21 • Jun 2, 1999 By Robert L. Gaige
I Wish I Were PrettyCommentary • ISSUE 35•19 • May 19, 1999 By Donna Shalala , U.S. Secretary Of Health And Human Services
I Don't Even Remember Writing The TommyknockersCommentary • ISSUE 35•17 • May 5, 1999 By Stephen King
Today's Women Don't Like It When You Come To Them As A Bull Or SwanCommentary • ISSUE 35•14 • Apr 14, 1999 By Zeus, King Of The Gods
This Year's Tri-County Agribusiness Awards Were A Damn TravestyCommentary • ISSUE 35•12 • Mar 31, 1999 By Doak Cumberland
Aren't There Any Crimes Punishable By Public Spanking?Commentary • ISSUE 35•11 • Mar 24, 1999 By Chuck Coombes
I Have Newfound Respect For Yasmine Bleeth After Reading This Month's MaximCommentary • ISSUE 35•08 • Mar 3, 1999 By Pete D'Alessio
I Don't Want To Call Any Special Attention To MyselfCommentary • ISSUE 35•07 • Feb 24, 1999 By Elaine Scott
I Certainly Wouldn't Consider This Biotron Micronaut To Be In Near-Mint ConditionCommentary • ISSUE 35•06 • Feb 17, 1999 By Cedric Larsen, Micronut
The Hendersons' Towels, Frankly, Are Not That ImpressiveCommentary • ISSUE 35•03 • Jan 27, 1999 By Irene Wicks
The President Should Do The Right Thing And Commit Ritual Hari-KiriCommentary • ISSUE 35•02 • Jan 20, 1999 By The Ghost Of The Emperor Hirohito Of Japan
I've Wanted To Be A Sales Rep Ever Since I Was 34Commentary • ISSUE 35•01 • Jan 13, 1999 By Warren Boetz, Sales Representative