Corrections Apr 1, 2009
The Onion's review of the 2009 Nissan 370Z called the car's brakes "unreliable and unsafe." The brakes performed far better in subsequent, sober ...


Corrections Mar 21, 2009
The Onion was misquoted in a recent New York Times article. We regret that not all newspapers share our commitment to accuracy and excellence.

Arts Section

Corrections Mar 18, 2009
In last Friday's Arts section, The Onion reported that Henry Hilibsky's painting Blue Potato Chips was about human suffering.

Operation Omega

Corrections Mar 4, 2009
Last week, The Onion reported that in exchange for a prominent position in the New World Order, it had given its unconditional allegiance to the ...