According to market research, there are millions of Americans who have never picked up a single issue of The Onion.
The Onion has touched countless lives over its 250 years of publication. What story has affected you the most?
Dear The Onion, Watch out. I think some people are out to get you. Namely, my wife and me. John and Suzanne Minksley, Dearborn, MI
After more than 13 years in development, the latest installment in the Duke Nukem series of first-person shooter video games was released Tuesday.
Dear The Onion, My brother Cliffy owns a driving school. Sometimes he even teaches cops how to drive fast. No shit. Perry Daives, Saginaw, MI
The Walt Disney Company announced the cost of a one-day pass to Disneyland had risen from $76 to $80, the second price increase in a ...
Ruling that lap dances do not qualify for tax-exempt status as a "dramatic or musical art performance," a New York court has ordered a gentleman ...
Our coverage of the president's recent speech at the State Department failed to mention Barack Hussein Obama's full name.
An application for the Dry Creek School District in California has come under fire for asking if the child to be enrolled was delivered vaginally ...
The Onion got cold feet last week about publishing an exposé on Mexican drug lord Chuy "The Killer" Muñoz.
The U.S. Agriculture Department has thrown out the Food Pyramid, in use since 1992, in favor of "MyPlate," a new plate-based dietary visualization tool.
U.S. Park Police arrested five people for "expressive dancing" in the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, D.C.