Corrections May 11, 2010
After receiving fewer e-mail complaints than usual, it occurred to us that we have failed to incorporate the word "moist" into any of our recent ...


Corrections May 1, 2010
Wow, all of you were right. Last week's crossword sure was a big mess. The Onion regrets the error.

Delivery Questions

Corrections Apr 17, 2010
Last Tuesday, The Onion misprinted the number to call for delivery questions. The correct number is 1-800-WHINING.