Opinion

Rabbits

Letters To The Editor May 22, 2010
Dear The Onion, Rabbits keep getting at my Bibb lettuce. Can you print some big pictures of guns that I can put around the garden ...

Onion Chess Column

Corrections May 15, 2010
Last week's Onion Chess column, "Checkmate In 6 Moves," totally missed the black knight on C5, rendering the entire attack a catastrophic blunder.

Moist

Corrections May 11, 2010
After receiving fewer e-mail complaints than usual, it occurred to us that we have failed to incorporate the word "moist" into any of our recent ...

Crossword

Corrections May 1, 2010
Wow, all of you were right. Last week's crossword sure was a big mess. The Onion regrets the error.