Monday's article on the Fourth Avenue rapist contained a number of hasty presumptions. The assailant could have been wearing any kind of dark shoes ...
Ask A High School English Teacher Pressed Into Duty As The JV Basketball Coach After The Previous Coach Abruptly Resigned
We have a problem at my house. I know these are tough economic times, but my wife pinches too many pennies when she buys groceries.
You are outraged by The Onion's recent shift in narrative voice and have sent in many angry letters of complaint.
The information printed last week about The Onion's college internship program contained a number of errors.
In Paula Polite's Wednesday column, she wrote that diners must switch from a salad fork to a shrimp fork if seafood surpasses 20 percent ...
The pipe bomb schematic printed in last week's "Crafts" column will explode prematurely, killing anyone attempting to construct it.
Last week we forgot to include homoerotic undertones in our piece on high school wrestling. The Onion regrets the omission.
The UPC code sequence on last week's print issue read thin black line, thin white line, thin black line, thick white line, thick black ...