Delivery Questions

Corrections Apr 17, 2010
Last Tuesday, The Onion misprinted the number to call for delivery questions. The correct number is 1-800-WHINING.

Marilyn Monroe

Corrections Apr 13, 2010
Yesterday's edition of The Onion contained a minor error. But I ask you, would Marilyn Monroe have shone so brightly without her facial mole?

Teens And Sex

Corrections Mar 31, 2010
The Onion apologizes for last week's "Teens and Sex" column, which erroneously reported that the girl cannot become pregnant if you only stick it ...