Opinion

Reality Show

Corrections Nov 27, 2009
In last week's article about the reality show America's No. 1 Dancer, we described the sequence of contestant Casey Mendez's dance as ...

Camels

Corrections Nov 25, 2009
The Onion correctly stated that camels have three eyelids per eye to protect themselves from blowing desert sand; however, it should not have been the ...

Date

Corrections Nov 14, 2009
Yesterday we incorrectly printed the date Thursday, Nov. 12, instead of Friday, Nov. 13. The Onion apologizes to those who thought they were getting a ...

Newspaper

Corrections Oct 31, 2009
In all previous issues, we mistakenly described The Onion as a newspaper, rather than as the lifestyle platform it clearly is.

Sequence

Corrections Oct 28, 2009
A sequence of characters in last week's Onion evidently marked the first-ever print appearance of the One True Name of God Almighty.