Opinion

Mother

Corrections Jun 13, 2009
Last week, your mother clipped out and mailed you an article from our Health section that stressed the importance of regular dental checkups.

Period

Corrections Jun 10, 2009
The final period from the final sentence from the final story in the last issue was missing. Here it is now: .

Prime Minister

Corrections May 30, 2009
The Onion regrets that last week's report on the challenges facing British prime minister Gordon Brown neglected to include dandruff.

Fancy Words

Corrections May 27, 2009
Over the last few months, The Onion has received complaints about "fancy words" in the paper that our readership couldn't understand.

Uncorked

Corrections May 13, 2009
Last Friday's "Uncorked" feature should have stated that the 2005 Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages pairs perfectly with roast duck in plum sauce, not fig-braised lamb ...