Opinion

Onion Corrections

Corrections Jul 23, 2009
Over the history of this institution, The Onion has published many stories that were, in retrospect, wildly inaccurate.

Final Line

Corrections Jul 8, 2009
In last week's paper, The Onion accidentally omitted the final line of Gabe Blanchard's second-place entry in the 2009 Eighth-Grade Essay Contest.

Mother

Corrections Jun 13, 2009
Last week, your mother clipped out and mailed you an article from our Health section that stressed the importance of regular dental checkups.