Hey, everybody! I'm Rick Mahoney and I am so stupid. I'm the dumbest person on the planet. Durr, durrr, my brain is so ...
Last week, your mother clipped out and mailed you an article from our Health section that stressed the importance of regular dental checkups.
The final period from the final sentence from the final story in the last issue was missing. Here it is now: .
The Onion regrets that last week's report on the challenges facing British prime minister Gordon Brown neglected to include dandruff.
Over the last few months, The Onion has received complaints about "fancy words" in the paper that our readership couldn't understand.
Last Friday's "Uncorked" feature should have stated that the 2005 Louis Jadot Beaujolais-Villages pairs perfectly with roast duck in plum sauce, not fig-braised lamb ...