Corrections Oct 17, 2009
The Onion apologizes for the content of yesterday's Lockhorns comic panel. We respect the institution of marriage, and condemn any attempt to disgrace it ...

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Corrections Oct 14, 2009
In last Sunday's kids' section, we were wrong to print as a definitive fact the idea that babies are brought into the world by ...


Corrections Oct 3, 2009
In Wednesday's article on Baron Von Hate, The Onion wrote, "All fear Baron Von Hate." This is factually incorrect; Captain Paradise isn't afraid ...


Corrections Sep 30, 2009
In our Aug. 27 issue, we erroneously reported that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. In actual fact, while superficial similarities between a species' stages of embryonic development ...


Corrections Sep 19, 2009
There are 13 holes in every saltine cracker, not 15. The Onion regrets the error.