In our Aug. 27 issue, we erroneously reported that ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. In actual fact, while superficial similarities between a species' stages of embryonic development ...
There are 13 holes in every saltine cracker, not 15. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion recently ran photos of a staff member's 18-month-old niece. We regret there aren't more pictures of that adorable child.
The Onion forgot to capitalize "South American" in a story about South American mangoes last week.
Last week The Onion incorrectly reported that the final issue of the classic Iron Man alcoholism storyline was issue No.
Dear College Professor Having Trouble With The Audiovisual Equipment, Our son is at sleepaway camp this week, and I think he's...